UFC hints next fight for Jones at twitter

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    https://twitter.com/ufc/status/381980153728864256

    Good match-up.
    I pick Kangaroo. His kick is superhuman.
     
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    Roo via claw clinch.
     
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    Roo via pouch guillotine.
     
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    Kangaroo 1, 2, 3
     
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    Kangaroo via nasty front kick to the face
     
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    I find it pretty offense they think just any Kangaroo would be down to fight. They are individuals just like us. They have names you know. I think Mike would be best
     
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    ive punched on with a couple of kangaroos in my time, if you can avoid their kicks and circle to their side and land one on their chin they'll go down like a sack of shit, they give new meaning to glass jaw
     
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    Kangaroo 1,2,5
     
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    Kangaroo will get dq for being stoned
     
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    "not quite human"
     
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    I was within 3 feet of a kangaroo not in a cage yesterday. Walked right in front of me on a trail, after looking at me for about 3 minutes.
     
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    LOL, that's crazy. I won't ask why you're KTFO Kangaroos but (if you're from Australia) I can't even imagine dealing with some of the wildlife you guys have.

    The snakes alone.
     
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    How nervous were you? :icon_lol:

    Aside from me shaking, I'd be dead still, not move.

    I don't have Marlo's skill to KTFO the kangaroo, but I'd imagine being motionless would be the way to deal with it.
     
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    Yeah, with those little t rex arms good luck.

    Jones via eye poke.
     
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    yeah im an Aussie mate, dont get me wrong punching on with kangas mosdef isnt an aussie past-time, more a being in the right place at the right time, that is heavy drinking outback towns
     
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    I'd love to go there sometime in my lifetime. So damn far away, but I'd love to go there at least once.
     
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    I wasn't nervous. I like/understand animals, and I'm kind but not timid. My 6 year old tried to run out ahead of me like he wanted to pet it, I grabbed his shoulders and held him back.. Unlike the parents behind me who in modern trashy fashion let their kid go past me and get closer to it than he should have while just saying his name in a phony attempt to stop him.. Basically just teaching him not to listen to people telling him the right thing to do. He was a smaller roo as well, tbh.
     
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    you wont want to leave mate.
    im shit scared of snakes and spiders which isnt ideal considering i live in the bush lol but apart from that its all good
     

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