UFC fighters whose age is suspicious

[Jehannum]

Damn, this explains nearly ever law of nature!

Platinum bless you, my friend, for revealing the unquestionable truth. All Sherdoggers salute you!

I've always wondered about the unquestionable truth since I first heard this EP



Heavy Hands is now shedding light on mysteries that have been unsolved since the age of man began, and I will be contacting 'The European Space Agency’ so they can update their Planck Space Telescope. I believe it is still providing the most accurate information of the universe right back to the big bang.

 

[CptHowdy187]

Funny that you post this GIF of De Niro in Goodfellas as early in the movie his character wasn't even 30 yet and De Niro was almost 50 at the time.

 

[CptHowdy187]

People have started using triggered for anything except if you completely agree with them. I think the words almost dead and they'll have to move on to some other stupid internet word.

I'll very sparingly use some of these common internet phrases/memes when and where I feel they're actually appropriate but half the internet uses them every time they post. Each new phrase loses meaning and effectiveness very quickly because of how often and misused they are.

 

[Weidman]

What that fuck is that shit in front of his ears? That's not like any cauliflower ear I have ever seen. It looks like his face his photoshopped on someone else's body and those weird bumps are his old ears that got cut off in the shoop.

That's just badly edited photo by UFC, dude has normal ears, UFC did that with a lot of fighters and no one knows why..

 

[Sexy Jesus]

Doo Ho Choi, 15yo

 

[Jehannum]

Funny that you post this GIF of De Niro in Goodfellas as early in the movie his character wasn't even 30 yet and De Niro was almost 50 at the time.

lol and Joe Pesci played a 6'2 15 stone enforcer in that movie

 

[LouisBolanos]

Doo Ho Choi, 15yo

If you're into Asians you're a phile.

 

[Sexy Jesus]

If you're into Asians you're a phile.

I'm 35yo buddy, I'm into milf's

 

[LouisBolanos]

I'm 35yo buddy, I'm into milf's

Asian teens look like toddlers. Asian MILFs look like teenagers. I guess people who are into Asian MILFs would be classified as ephebophiles.

For the record I'm into Asian teens.

 

[Koro_11]

I remember watching Randy vs Big Nog with my girlfriend, and the commentators kept repeating "44 years old" or whatever he was at the time, and Nog might have been in his early 30's. Then they showed the tale of the tape with pics of Randy and Nog beside each other, and my girl was like "so wait, which one is the 44 year old?"

 

[Dylslice]

Daniel Cormier is pretty close to 40 now if I'm not mistaken. How much longer will his chin be able to hold up??

 

[Sexy Jesus]

Daniel Cormier is pretty close to 40 now if I'm not mistaken. How much longer will his chin be able to hold up??

TBH, DC isn't the most reckless guy. He doesn't get it that much

 

[Smoking Indoors]

Rhonda's the only person to take a worse loss than Hillary in 2016.

And that really says a lot since Hillary got stomped out by millions of people at the same time.

 

[Roop Holstry]

The UFC claims that Erick Silva is 32 but he is actually a young 22 year old prospect

 

[Jehannum]

TBH, DC isn't the most reckless guy. He doesn't get it that much

well not in fights, but he gets wrecked in sparring