News UFC Champion Aljamain Sterling reveals new major sponsor

[Domitian]

You just forgot where your ancestors came from. Shame in you lol.

 

[GolovKing]

When she takes off the condom and swallows it instead

 

[Quietus]

having to use condoms means you can't trust your girl to be faithful or take a pill, re-evaluate your life.

 

[PinkFlammingo]

Thoughts?

I notice they're not magnums

When she takes off the condom and swallows it instead

This should have more likes

 

[PerpetualMotionMachine]

I was hoping for a helmet ad

 

[MDoza]

Bet this doesn't stop him from pulling out of the Yan rematch.

 

[Andrei Orlovski]

He should wear one on his head to protect him from the brutal Yan knees

 

[TriangleMonkey]

Condoms are sad states in relationships, horrible

 

[TheMaster]

Thoughts?

I've come to appreciate Sterling's win and the manner of it also.
Fits with the whole oppression and woke narrative lately for becoming champion.

 

[Karl_Hungus]

He should be sponsored by Summer's Eve, because he's a yuge douche.

 

[Carrotman23]

I've tried lots of different condoms and tbh, since I have a ranking list, I just wanna tell you that Fire and Ice is my number 1! The heat sensation to start that feels like no other! That being said, I'm not a big fan of Trojans because I don't usually rank them, in terms of comfort, highly.

Do you guys have a number 1 GOAT condom? I literally have 7 different kinds in my drawer right now. Fire and Ice is number 1... then the brand lifestyles takes over the next few slots... I asked Google recently what the best ones were and, after seeing a high rank on all lists considered, I then went out and got me some bare skin trojans... But no, I prefer fire and ice all day.

Maybe I'm too set in my ways ! I guess I'll try how a hot and cold feels on my shit but still it sounds wack <45>. And honestly off the top of my head I can't name my favorite condom cause I don't got one. Not even trying to be like "I JUST RAW DOG BRO!!!!".
Condoms and me just don't mix homie, they've only been a necessary evil in my life <Lmaoo>

 

[MGS]

Fitting sponsor, since he got fucked hard last fight.

 

[TARTARA]