UFC Body Armor Sponsorship Curse?

[Fiddlesticks]

When the UFC announced their new sponsor partnership with Body Armor, they had four faces to represent the sport of MMA in the brand: Cody Garbrandt, Michelle Waterson, Cynthia Calvillo, and Francis Ngannou. Three of the four athletes have lost their last fight. Is this a new curse? Will Francis fall victim to some voodoo magic?

 

[Übermacht]

If it was BJ Penn on the photo I would believe you.

 

[ScarfaceJr]

well shit...

bet the house on stipe!

 

[Isaiah095]

Coincidence

 

[Failwani]

Francis had the biggest dose too. BRB changing my Tapology.

 

[Davey Crockett]

Francis had the biggest dose too. BRB changing my Tapology.

Calvillo wants the hog

 

[thehighking]

Oh it's a drink? I was wondering what body armor actually was

 

[Skarsgard]

On another note, if you or your wife/girlfriend is breastfeeding, that shit is magic on the milk supply.

 

[dickcheney]

I thought it was like axe body dpray

 

[WARinsertname]

Calvillo wants the hog

Cody was probably sulking in the background with his "chip on his shoulder" mean mug thinking "Why won't she hold my giant bottle? That whore!"

 

[Deleted member 220895]

There's a faux-pattern everywhere if you look for it.

 

[hogwash]

I noticed this, too. Love Bodyarmor, though.

 

[Davey Crockett]

Cody was probably sulking in the background with his "chip on his shoulder" mean mug thinking "Why won't she hold my giant bottle? That whore!"

Yeh, he’s sensitive like that. I hear he was only pissed at Vam damme because he never hugged him like he did Fedor

 

[Moezao]

What the fuck is body armor anyway?

 

[billharford]

Oh it's a drink? I was wondering what body armor actually was

Until this thread I'd just assumed that it was like Axe body wash or some kind of shit like that.

anyway, how can a fucking drink be body armor?

 

[Wormwood]

Thought it was another Chinese knock off brand of Under Armour like that Uncle Martin deal a couple years back...

 

[RayA]

I once saw Bodyarmor in wawa and thought I'd get it solely because it was a funny name for a drink. Turns out its actually really fucking good.
Plus it doesn't have any hugh fructose corn syrup.

 

[bigeastgi43]

When the UFC announced their new sponsor partnership with Body Armor, they had four faces to represent the sport of MMA in the brand: Cody Garbrandt, Michelle Waterson, Cynthia Calvillo, and Francis Ngannou. Three of the four athletes have lost their last fight. Is this a new curse? Will Francis fall victim to some voodoo magic?

I think they just wanted 4 attractive multi ethnic/cultured people to represent them.

 

[galleryy]

Calvillo wants the hog

She already got it..........

 

[galleryy]

I think they just wanted 4 attractive multi ethnic/cultured people to represent them.

And they got cursed.

deal with it