Social U as Haiku

[toasty]

@Strychnine hunts leopards
Perhaps lay off the youtube
And get some sunshine

@Madmick tries logic
We all ignore his logic
This makes Mick madder

@44nutman
Scientific Sundowning
Hand bruise measuring

Self-described unit
World’s uncoolest surfer
Some call him Titties

@HereticBD
Maganadian supreme
Seems kind of lonely

@idrankyourbeer Man
Long winded ranting nut job
I laugh every time

@Rational Poster
Spent way too long in War Room
now Irrational

Carolina Cat
Passionate bleeding heart guy
Has crazy sources

@toasty the Rabbit
Ruler of the Great Beyond
Where this thread will live

Feel free to try to do a few of your own before my inevitable banishment

 

[Rygu]

Lmao

 

[Sinister]

Sin is a Commie
Sin may be a Socialist
I don't know these terms.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

@idrankyourbeer Man
Long winded ranting nut job
I laugh every time

thx bro. appreciate it.

 

[scoopj]

@Weeklysportsmemes

Pit Bulls complete me
They have never hurt a fly
What? He ate my kid?

 

[Andy Capp]

@Strychnine hunts leopards
Perhaps lay off the youtube
And get some sunshine

@Madmick tries logic
We all ignore his logic
This makes Mick madder

@44nutman
Scientific Sundowning
Hand bruise measuring

Self-described unit
World’s uncoolest surfer
Some call him Tities

@HereticBD
Maganadian supreme
Seems kind of lonely

@idrankyourbeer Man
Long winded ranting nut job
I laugh every time

@Rational Poster
Spent way too long in War Room
now Irrational

Carolina Cat
Passionate bleeding heart guy
Has crazy sources

@toasty the Rabbit
Ruler of the Great Beyond
Where this thread will live

Feel free to try to do a few of your own before my inevitable banishment

Bro, you left me out
And your haiku stole my shtick
Cool with me though, slick

Show me the money
And all will be forgiven
We'll call it even

 

[idrankyourbeer]

here i sit broken hearted, i tried to shit but only farted.
later on i took a chance, i tried to fart but shit my pants.

not a haiku but just throwing it in here.

 

[DoctorTaco]

@Limbo Pete tweaks noses
With academic vocab
And short form answers.

 

[Limbo Pete]

@Limbo Pete tweaks noses
With academic vocab
And short form answers.

Ol @DoctorTaco
A scholar of face punching
Will make you jump rope

 

[Thrawn33]

@Thrawn33 preach on
Feast upon blood brain and bone
Hail to JUST BLEED God

 

[Natural Order]

Listen up dummy
You have the IQ of corn
Take a fucking nap

 

[Flower2dPeople]

@Strychnine hunts leopards
Perhaps lay off the youtube
And get some sunshine

@Madmick tries logic
We all ignore his logic
This makes Mick madder

@44nutman
Scientific Sundowning
Hand bruise measuring

Self-described unit
World’s uncoolest surfer
Some call him Tities

@HereticBD
Maganadian supreme
Seems kind of lonely

@idrankyourbeer Man
Long winded ranting nut job
I laugh every time

@Rational Poster
Spent way too long in War Room
now Irrational

Carolina Cat
Passionate bleeding heart guy
Has crazy sources

@toasty the Rabbit
Ruler of the Great Beyond
Where this thread will live

Feel free to try to do a few of your own before my inevitable banishment

 

[toasty]

Bro, you left me out
And your haiku stole my shtick
Cool with me though, slick

Show me the money
And all will be forgiven
We'll call it even

your shtick?
14th Degree Fluffy Belt Haiku Master Samurai Rabbit Warrior Poet Golden God

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Who is known as "Tities"?

Also, is it supposed to say titties?

 

[Andy Capp]

your shtick?
14th Degree Fluffy Belt Haiku Master Samurai Rabbit Warrior Poet Golden God

Yes.

Note the date:
Haiku of the day #1

 

[AWilder]

@HereticBD
Maganadian supreme
Stinky and lonely

ftfy

 

[nonoob]

Listen up dummy
You have the IQ of corn
Take a fucking nap

Pretty impressive.
Using haiku for insults,
Thought they were harmless.

https://www.itemfix.com/v?t=jlu82y

Here's some massive ice.
We love Liddel the Ice Man
Cooler than all those.

 

[WhitestKidU’Know]

Holy Fucking Shit
What even is America
We had a good run

 

[Andy Capp]

Captain Pedantic
Some may laugh and some may cry
Here's mud in your eye

 

[toasty]

@HereticBD
Maganadian supreme
fifty first stater

andy trademarked
400 year old poem style
Who fucking knew this?

@Long Dark Blues confused
by titties in the war room
ask Whippy McGee