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Brothers! Forgive my shortness and lack of imagery as several other obligations leave me little time for a full sermon.
Let us pray:
Oh Sanguine Lord may you have fully digested the mighty offering of Saint Nog the Larger, and we beseech Thee to feed again many times this night.
We pray that thou may consume many offerings, as the new batch of Neophytes battle one another to have the right to regularly WARship you on the Eight Sided Altar.
May the canvas be painted blessed Crimson. May the vessels that carry blood to the brain be closed. May bones be unnaturally warped on a fulcrum of pain. May consciousness be lost.
May you feast on Blood, Bone, and Braincells.
In the words of the First Prophet we pay in your unholy name.
ALL HAIL!
Let us pray:
Oh Sanguine Lord may you have fully digested the mighty offering of Saint Nog the Larger, and we beseech Thee to feed again many times this night.
We pray that thou may consume many offerings, as the new batch of Neophytes battle one another to have the right to regularly WARship you on the Eight Sided Altar.
May the canvas be painted blessed Crimson. May the vessels that carry blood to the brain be closed. May bones be unnaturally warped on a fulcrum of pain. May consciousness be lost.
May you feast on Blood, Bone, and Braincells.
In the words of the First Prophet we pay in your unholy name.
ALL HAIL!
