Elections Trump for POTUS mega thread

idrankyourbeer said:
your first tweet got deleted, must have been some fake news chud propaganda that gone into maximum overdrivel.

lol he can't even put on his own apron. this motherfucker wouldn't be able to put out an order of fries without committing an act of fraud and bankrupting the company.

way to go don, you stood in front of the cameras posing with an apron that was too complex for you to figure out on your own. somebody give this employee of the month a raise! a cockroach eating the stains of shit off of a mcdonald's bathroom floor is more productive than your stupid ass. now stop playing for the cameras and doing the giraffe jerk-off thing of yours and fetch me my god damn big mac.

diaper don "working at mcdonalds" by putting on an apron and posing in front of cameras for a photo-op is like calling yourself a construction worker by putting on a hardhat and standing in front of a factory, or calling yourself a scientist by putting on a lab coat, holding up a book on nuclear physics, and standing in front of an engineering lab, or calling yourself a christian because you stood in front of a church holding up a bible upside down.

whats up with your rapist messiah's fixation over kamala harris working at mcdonald's? whats the deal with that anyways? is it because she didnt list her work experience flipping fries at mcdonalds on her resume when she was applying for law school like that is somehow supposed to be relevant?
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I heard a couple guys who were working there, said Trump would not stop checking out their packages. Trump is a pecker checker.
It is funny Clarence Thomas during his confirmation hearings, was said to be a big fan of a porn star named Long Dong Silver. Long Dong got his name because he had a Long Dong, but after some research it was found that Long Dong's, Long Dong was actually a fake appendage which kind of sucks for him. You dont even get to feel it while having sex.
When did Conservatives become size Queens?
 
44nutman said:
I finally get it Trump supporters. Trump supporters are closeted dudes who like to cos play as Alpha’s.
Trump loves the Village People, wears a shit ton of make up, dances like he is jerking off 2 dudes and now talking about other dudes giant penises.
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This is what I've been saying for 8 years.

Why do you think they call everyone else a cuck, then the red states end up being the national leader in cuck porn searches?

I've posted the data here before lol
 
K1levelgrappler said:
Imagining a show where Trump goes around to struggling McDonalds franchises and helps them turn things around
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No such thing as a struggling McDonald's lmao

I'll never underestimate why...at least it used to be cheap. No it's as expensive as everything else and still tastes like garbo
 
This is even better than the assassination photo. He’s gonna win all 50 states after this shit.

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Fedor>Cain said:
No such thing as a struggling McDonald's lmao

I'll never underestimate why...at least it used to be cheap. No it's as expensive as everything else and still tastes like garbo
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It's not even fast anymore either. McDonald's was such a brilliant idea. Then the Brothers sold it to a capitalist obsessed with acting like he thought of it. The McNugget was the only good thing to come out of that.

The most ironic part is Kroc was originally selling them shake machines. What's the one most broken thing at EVERY McDonald's nowadays?
 
PEB said:
So much bullshit it's not funny

tennesseelookout.com

What to know: The new Ford BlueOval City plant poised to reshape West Tennessee • Tennessee Lookout

Ford's BlueOval City, a massive manufacturing campus schedule to make electric trucks, is poised to reshape West Tennessee.
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Jon he pulled that name out of his a##.

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BlueOval City is a $5.6 billion campus that will ultimately feature new electric vehicle and battery manufacturing facilities, a supplier park, a railyard connection and a wastewater treatment plant. The battery manufacturing plant will be operated by BlueOvalSK, a joint venture between Ford and SK On.

Ford’s new campus will be among the largest battery and vehicle manufacturing campuses in the United States. Its footprint will be constructed on about 3,300 acres of farmland previously called the “Memphis Regional Megasite.”"
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Isn't it literally counter productive to use farm land for this?
 
44nutman said:
It was nice. I have only played twice in my life with caddy. Oakmont and Bay Hill. Both times they probably saved me like 5 strokes and the amazing part about rando caddies is they have your club yardage down in less than 3 holes.
Best course I have even been on but never played was The Masters. Man that course was absolutely beautiful
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If it were up to me most golf courses would get turned into housing, but in that imaginary world, those can stay--don't hate me ;)
 
Fedor>Cain said:
This is what I've been saying for 8 years.

Why do you think they call everyone else a cuck, then the red states end up being the national leader in cuck porn searches?

I've posted the data here before lol
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explains alot about them. they're leader is a guy who hasn't been allowed inside of his wife's bedroom for 18 years, has to pay his own wife just to be seen in public with him two times a year, and has to resort to raping crazy cat ladies and paying 6 figures just to get his dick topped off by some whore from the gangbang videos when all of the other dudes in town rode that bicycle and none of them had to pay anything.

but you know damn well a fine young lady like melania is getting dicked down on the daily. and it ain't by that fraudy orange rapist who pays 6 figures to raw dog some other whores.
 
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K1levelgrappler said:
Imagining a show where Trump goes around to struggling McDonalds franchises and helps them turn things around
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the fraudy orange pecker-checker would somehow manage to find a way to bankrupt mcdonald's. i mean he's already bankrupted three casinos and every other business venture that he's touched.
 
PEB said:
oh wait I want one too.
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That is the funniest part. In the MSDNC clip I posted, they are like, “he has even used the word LOVE, he actually loves filet o’ fish and Big Macs, my gawd”.

They also ask what is the logic with this, it makes no sense! When Trump literally said he was going to do this for like 2 months now since he believes Camel never worked at Mcdonalds. Like, uhh hellloooooo
 
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