Elections Trump for POTUS mega thread



Never mind the still, he is a comedian after all. But there's some good info inside.
 







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Trump's Team say he's too old for rallies



"This article in Axios is well worth a read. There’s a neat — and quite striking — bar graph showing how many fewer rallies Trump is holding in 2024 than in 2016
By the numbers: Trump held 72 rallies between June and September of 2016. He's held 24 in that period this year, with another on the calendar for Monday.
And then is team offers three primary reasons why he’s not bothering to hobble out of the golf cart, third of which is:
He's older, and more inclined to spend his time at Mar-a-Lago.

So there we go — his own team thinks he’s too old to hold a rally (also, per numbers 1 and 2, he’s well known enough that a rally isn’t useful to him and anyway, he hasn’t got the money, both which are almost certainly true)

Still — imagine if Biden’s team had said this… "

 


Pop Pop Trump wants to bring back Johnny Carson.
1. Timely reference Old Man.
2. Who is going to tell Dementia Don, in between blow jobs from Laura Loomer that Carson is never coming back to TV, because Carson is fucking dead.

 
Johnny Carson’s hype man, Dementia Donald had to go to a theater for his Rube Rally because he could not fill out the larger arena. I guess listening to an Old Man Ramble while telling you he is a genius is not a big draw.
 
Dementia Don still thinks Johnny Carson is alive and thinks he was in Louisiana for this post.
Cue Announcer:
Trump you were in Georgia.
Cue Announcer again
It’s sad Trump’s family is allowing an obviously demented man to constantly make a fool of himself.
Trump brain is failing at a rapid rate.
 
How is it possible to have no profit when virtually every financial market is up?

@toasty ?

Shit dude if I knew how to get the Saudi's to give me a free 2 billion and then pay me to slowly lose it do you think I'd be posting on a fucking karate forum?

The Kushner's are straight scumbags, read the history of them and Chris Christie prosecuting them.

The fact that him and Ivanka wanted to rule the world then went into witness protection when they lost all their fancy city liberal friends when daddy got power and demonized them is kinda poetic justice.

One of the harshest insults I've ever heard was a male co-worker telling a pregnant female co-worker, "Mean people make mean babies".

When I think of Javanka, which isn't too often I have to confess, I wonder what kind of super mega grifters a Trushner child will evolve into?

I imagine they'll need Elon's help to plunder other worlds, because the wealth of the earth will not be enough to satisfy their greed...

i wonder if they have named one of their brood Galan?

In a time beyond time shall be born a new universe and into that universe there shall be one entity like no other -- a living organism who possesses the matchless power and raging appetite of a galaxy. But he shall be more than a galaxy. He shall be a galactic ravager...He shall be...Galactus!
 
Shit dude if I knew how to get the Saudi's to give me a free 2 billion and then pay me to slowly lose it do you think I'd be posting on a fucking karate forum?
If I’m being honest, I probably still would be posting. That probably says something about me I should discuss with my therapist.
 
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