No. For the millionth time, no.
That statement, was never meant to be taken literally. You were the only person who did.
Since you are still struggling, let me give a comparative dialogue from the real world, and see how silly it would sound if we applied your logic and took statements so literally.
The scene, is you arriving at work:
Co-Worker: Damn Cofucamus, you look like shit. Rough night?
Confucamus: Liar! I don't look like a turd! How could a turd wear clothes, or shoes? Could a turd drive a car to work or talk to you right now? You are such a fucking liar!
Co-Worker: Uhhhh......I just meant that you look bad, it wasn't supposed to mean.....
Confucamus: That's right! I got you in a lie! You're all liars! You said I was poo, but I'm not! I proved your all liars!
Co-Worker: :::::::Calmly begins backing toward the exit::::::::
That above scenario plays about as well as your argument does here in this thread.