Elections Trump for POTUS mega thread

[cottagecheesefan]

Trump just challenged Biden to an 18 hole round of golf, states he will give Biden a 10 point handicap, abd if Biden wins, Trump will donate a million to Biden’s charity of choice lmao, what a hero

 

[Rob Battisti]

Trump just challenged Biden to an 18 hole round of golf, states he will give Biden a 10 point handicap, abd if Biden wins, Trump will donate a million to Biden’s charity of choice lmao, what a hero

I would take Trump with those odds

 

[HereticBD]

Trump just challenged Biden to an 18 hole round of golf, states he will give Biden a 10 point handicap, abd if Biden wins, Trump will donate a million to Biden’s charity of choice lmao, what a hero

It would be funny if Biden just showed up all hopped up on goofballs, totally schooled Trump, and that's how the election was decided.

"Polls are really tightening after that golf game. People are more confident in Joe Biden, ever since he hit those three birdies in a row."

The sad thing, is that it's not even unrealistic. The golf game that is. I can totally picture Biden's team contemplating it as we speak.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

It would be funny if Biden just showed up all hopped up on goofballs, totally schooled Trump, and that's how the election was decided.

"Polls are really tightening after that golf game. People are more confident in Joe Biden, ever since he hit those three birdies in a row."

The sad thing, is that it's not even unrealistic. The golf game that is. I can totally picture Biden's team contemplating it as we speak.

Biden mentioned it at the debate, and again here, why is he obsessed with Trump carrying his own bag? They have golf carts and shit lol




Hahaha, saw this clip in the replies of Biden hitting the ball backwards and spinning around

 

[HereticBD]

Biden mentioned it at the debate, and again here, why is he obsessed with Trump carrying his own bag? They have golf carts and shit lol

I think that's an old school hardcore golf bravado thing. It's meant to be played traditionally, where you walk every course and carry your own shit.

It's a pretty weak ass sport when you think about it. You get a personal slave to carry your bags...to the golf cart. Not sure if either of those elements were ever part of the game way back. Bunch of rich old guys decided it was too much.

I doubt either would last more than a hole with Biden's rules.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

I think that's an old school hardcore golf bravado thing. It's meant to be played traditionally, where you walk every course and carry your own shit.

It's a pretty weak ass sport when you think about it. You get a personal slave to carry your bags...to the golf cart. Not sure if either of those elements were ever part of the game way back. Bunch of rich old guys decided it was too much.

I doubt either would last more than a hole with Biden's rules.

Heck, they should do it under Trump’s rules. A good (entertaining with gaffes) golf match between them would be more uniting for the country than anything else coming out of this election. Ask for donations from viewers to go to some charity, like on of those world aids concerned. AIDS aids… aids

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Wow, Biden turns down Trump’s challenge to golf, despite saying he would play him at the debate and at other recent events, like with Colbert.

 

[koquerelle]

The technical details and breakdown really cement his command of the issue. That...or he had a stroke while saying that...

legit lol

That dumb turd might get a second term. Crazy, isn't it?

 

[Dr Curtis Love]

This is your hero, MAGAts?

 

[44nutman]

Old Ass Trump has another mini stroke at another rally. Are we sure a 78 year old walrus, that pounds hamberders and allegedly snorts Adderall has 4 good years left. Trump is only 2 years younger than Biden and look how fast Biden deteriorated.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Trump about to speak at the bitcoin conference in Nashville. Then will be flying to MN for a fully rally. What a machine!

 

[Streeter]

Trump had it in bag all he had to do is give a unity speech at convention. He did first 15 min GREAT then went into a hour n 15 divisive rally speech. That's the one time he had a platform of centrists and moderate dems YOU DONT GIVE A LONG WINDED RALLY SPEECH in that audience. He just doesn't like easy success I guess. I think Trump wins but I never needed to be this close

If Trump debates Kamala like his 1st Biden debate in 20 he loses.

 

[Strychnine]

"In four years, you won't have to vote again!"

 

[jefferz]

Trump about to speak at the bitcoin conference in Nashville. Then will be flying to MN for a fully rally. What a machine!

I wonder why he's having his rally in St Cloud, and not at the Target Center in Minneapolis, like he did last time.

 

[emefer]

What a dunce
He’s talking about guitars, crowd sizes and mispronouncing words.

 

[Strychnine]

What a dunce
He’s talking about guitars, crowd sizes and mispronouncing words.

Has he mentioned "The late, great Hannibal Lecter" yet?

 

[emefer]

Has he mentioned "The late, great Hannibal Lecter" yet?

I don’t know. I only turned it on for a minute. He said Elvis had a guitar and he doesn’t have a guitar but he’s bigger than Elvis even without a guitar. Then he mused of his being even biglyer if he had a guitar.

I’m scared he may go all evil fooly cooly with a guitar

 

[Strychnine]

I don’t know. I only turned it on for a minute. He said Elvis had a guitar and he doesn’t have a guitar but he’s bigger than Elvis even without a guitar. Then he mused of his being even biglyer if he had a guitar.

I’m scared he may go all evil fooly cooly with a guitar

 

[jefferz]

I don’t know. I only turned it on for a minute. He said Elvis had a guitar and he doesn’t have a guitar but he’s bigger than Elvis even without a guitar. Then he mused of his being even biglyer if he had a guitar.

I’m scared he may go all evil fooly cooly with a guitar

Trump would never be as good as Huckabee

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Trump bringing the thunder tonight. Imagine Kamala debating this lol