Elections Trump for POTUS mega thread

AWilder said:
Trump pretends to forget words to own the libs lololol
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true genius. The incredible part is trump can do this during the debate and 45% of america will be like this is great. Hes a genius. Ive chalked it up to he has money so he must know what he is doing. Thats why this stuff doesnt do anything to him.
 
Joe said:
true genius. The incredible part is trump can do this during the debate and 45% of america will be like this is great. Hes a genius. Ive chalked it up to he has money so he must know what he is doing. Thats why this stuff doesnt do anything to him.
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That alone doesn't explain it. I think it's just that fully 35% of America is in the cult and that's why this stuff doesn't apparently do anything to him. I also think 35% will be about his share of the popular vote in November, mind you.
 
AWilder said:
Trump pretends to forget words to own the libs lololol
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might be related to this guy
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Andy Capp said:
That alone doesn't explain it. I think it's just that fully 35% of America is in the cult and that's why this stuff doesn't apparently do anything to him. I also think 35% will be about his share of the popular vote in November, mind you.
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Ive heard this from multiple people. Trump is an idiot but you know there wasnt inflation. So i dont know.
 
oh FFS we've now run out of water for the sharks to swim and we need more sharks STAT!

wait no ... if the libs are stealing the water there will be less sharks ... but there will also be less need for washing machines ergo low payin workers. So if we remove the water we will have less sharks and less migrants therefore the libs stealing the water is a good thing and they won't have anywhere to swim when the battery starts sinking the ship, meaning they won't have to choose between the battery, swimming and the shark because there are no sharks and no water ... and the migrants won't be on the boat in the first place.

So right now we just have to worry about a stationary boat with no one on it and a battery in an oceanless flat bed with no sharks.

But no one will go get it because the migrant who clean the clothes won't come here to clean them because there is no water for their washing machine.

This whole thing sounds nuts but I'm sure some cuckold will come here to rationalise it.
 
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Joe said:
Ive heard this from multiple people. Trump is an idiot but you know there wasnt inflation. So i dont know.
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I don't understand this part, sorry. Please clarify.
 
emefer said:
He’s on the cusp of another big brain idea, dishwashing machines vs immigrant dishwashers.
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Grand pa Trump hears something in passing and decides he wants to be an expert on it and then makes dumb rambling thoughts on it.
It used to be wind turbines, then lately it’s sharks, low flow faucets, and electrocution in boats.
 
AWilder said:
i love that in his riffing on the wrong word he just throws out "they dont know either" lmao
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Such an awkward scene,

People started laughing at him when they realized he done goofed on the word. Then there is a quick second or two when the people realize “Oh shit! Don’t laugh at him, laugh with him”… After that, it’s all forced laughter
 
syct23 said:
Such an awkward scene,

People started laughing at him when they realized he done goofed on the word. Then there is a quick second or two when the people realize “Oh shit! Don’t laugh at him, laugh with him”… After that, it’s all forced laughter
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Imagine having a bumper sticker on your car with that morons name on it. I live in Florida and used to see Trump shit all over but now it’s a rarity. I guess people are now embarrassed to rep Trump shit.
 
44nutman said:
Imagine having a bumper sticker on your car with that morons name on it. I live in Florida and used to see Trump shit all over but now it’s a rarity. I guess people are now embarrassed to rep Trump shit.
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Either embarrassed,

Or his base doesn’t have enough $$$ to purchase anymore bumper stickers. Must suck to have to hand over your paycheck to fund his failures…
 
Sinister said:
Compilation of talking to Trump supporters at these rallies.

Totally not a cult tho:

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I was shaking my head so much during this I think I gave myself whiplash.

Edit: buddy at 18m, his belief in Jesus... honest to fuck rofl
 
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Andy Capp said:
I was shaking my head so much during this I think I gave myself whiplash.
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My favorite part is how the ones who kind of seem smart you have a little hope for. Then he asks them like ONE tough question and in immediately the cultish apologia starts up.

Oh and the guy who was so obviously and unapologetically there to bang chicks.
 
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Sinister said:
My favorite part is how the ones who kind of seem smart you have a little hope for. Then he asks them like ONE tough question and in edistely the cultish apologia starts up.

Oh and the guy who was so obviously and unapologetically there to bang chicks.
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lol @ auto correct to in edistely... like.. what the fuck? I presume you intended immediately but where does edistely come from? Where you typing with gloves on? :)

And that one guy that was ranting about "10% for the big guy", I wonder what brand of magnifying glass he uses to find his micropenis. Same one for his brain cells, I presume.
 
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