Elections Trump for POTUS mega thread

So you think the watches are worth $100k?
You know @CantCucktheTuck already owns the sneakers, Bible, NFT’s, Crypto, MAGA Hat and is still pissed he wasted money on The Let’s Go Brandon Flag and Biden then dropped out making it worthless.
It is so funny Trump only thinks about how to make money off his Rubes. They are basically his personal ATM, it has been fascinating to watch.
 
this is perhaps the most trivial thing you’ve attempted to scandalize in months.

but setting that aside, how stupid must you be to believe that the state in which an llc is formed is also the state where a product was manufactured or assembled? and how stupid must you be to think that the llc’s virtual address for service is their office? and how shitty must the people at cnn be to harass the company’s registered agent, who has nothing to do with the company except accept paperwork? this is why you people are losing the election. you have no clue about anything.

Do you think this watch is worth 100k?

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at least he doesn't wear tan suits and was actually born in this country and is married to a woman.
 
Why don't they post the actual evidence that prompted CNN to say "the watches may potentially be produced"? Because the speculation they provided in the article is just rage bait for people who don't know how corporate registrations work.

surely, they would want to blow the lid wide off this unstoppable scam.

this is pathetic, even for cnn. they said their “investigation into the manufacturing and distribution of the Trump-branded timepieces dead-ended at an innocuous-looking shopping center in a small city in remote northern Wyoming.” but from the story, it sounds like they didn’t get any further down down the supply chain than the retailer. they got stumped at step 1, then still ran a nothing story about it. setting aside how petty and partisan this is, it’s incredibly shitty journalism.
 
location location location. he sure knows how to pick 'em. first he's holdinrg his post-election press conferences at a four seasons landscaping store, right across the street from the crematorium and dildo shop. now he's hawking his watches out of daycare centers located between a wendy's and an h&r block.
- Trump can't be a real person. He is a Looney Toones character that escaped the ACME vault, and Melania is actually the nurse from Animaniacs, trying to trick him in prison.

That's why the Trump movie is gonna fail, shold be a comedy wrote by Mel Brooks and Trump himself played by Gene Wilder.
 
Do you think this watch is worth 100k?

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They are not obligated to provide a watch that even looks like that or costs the $20 that would cost.

If Trump is in jail or POTUS already by the time they feel they must fill these orders or refund the money, or be sued, they can simply send out versions like these and say 'contract fulfilled per the terms'.


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People: "Hey so we figured out that Trump is unapologetically scamming people. Probably you, but definitely hella people."

MAGAtards: "And you think I'm gonna have some kind of problem with that?"

"It's a DOUGH-NAY-SHUN smart ass!"

*sobs beneath the bridge that is his new home*
 
After I eat my Trump Steak that I can only afford due to my Trump Diploma, I will check that Trump watch... ah damn. It says it's 29:78 and that means I'm way late for my meeting at Trump Tower.

I found this one out the hard way. I bought an "Italian" suit... "Made in Italy". I thought I got a great deal at under $700. It fell apart after less than a year with mild use. It turns out China has opened many shops in Italy to produce suits. You can't trust shit anymore.
 
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