International "Trump-class Battleships"

[Sweater of AV]

Do they come with a pair of Dump shoes?

 

[HeffDoesWant]

Damn...
Kudos for the reference.

Thank you sir.

First thing I thought of.

 

[Nizam al-Mulk]

It’s called marketing and anything branded Trump means elite. He’s the most powerful man in the world for pete sakes, the liberal cope is just too much.

Elite? In what universe? he is the least elite president since i cannot remember when. There is not one thing he is exceptional at minus being famous when mass fame was easier to achieve.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Elite? In what universe? he is the least elite president since i cannot remember when. There is not one thing he is exceptional at minus being famous when mass fame was easier to achieve.

well if you ask stormy she would tell you that tiny is very elite at getting in and out in under two minutes.

when it comes to quickies, no adulterous president is more efficient than the two-pump chump. not even bill clinton. whores from the gangbang videos call me up with tears of joy rolling down their faces, and they tell me "mr. beer drinker guy sir, i can't believe that guy can nut so fast. they should make a battleship and name it after this guy, because it can blow its entire load in just two pumps and leave the enemy very disappointed."

probably the easiest $130,000+ that she's ever made. i'm sure that the tiny toadstool would be the first guy on the list that she would call if she were to ever try the 50 dude 50 minute challenge.

 

[Nizam al-Mulk]

well if you ask stormy she would tell you that tiny is very elite at getting in and out in under two minutes. when it comes to quickies, no adulterous president is more efficient than the two-pump chump. not even bill clinton. whores from the gangbang videos call me up with tears of joy rolling down their faces, and they tell me "mr. beer drinker guy sir, i can't believe that guy can nut so fast. they should make a battleship and name it after this guy, because it can blow its entire load in just two pumps and leave the enemy very disappointed."

probably the easiest $130,000+ that she's ever made. i'm sure that the tiny toadstool would be the first guy on the list that she would call if she were to ever try the 50 dude 50 minute challenge.

Why would i trust a fame mongering porn star or care about the sex life or lack of sex life of any president?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Why would i trust a fame mongering porn star or care about the sex life or lack of sex life of any president?

well, when wild bill got a blowie in the oval office the entire republican party lost their shit, it became a really fucking big deal, and they ultimately impeached him. so i guess that kind of activity is supposed to be a very bad thing. or at least that's what they signaled at the time.

i'm not saying you should trust either of them. but when it comes to that other forum felcher calling trump an elite president i was just trying to come up with shit that trump is actually elite at. that was the best i could spit out off the cuff, because there doesn't seem like there's much else out there that i could work with.

but to give him credit he also seems to be very elite at defrauding everybody and everything that he comes across. and especially bankrupting businesses. i mean how in the fuck do you go about bankrupting not just one, but three casinos, all while managing to convince people that you are a successful businessman? and how can you get so many people to donate so much of their money to you after you gloat to them about how super rich you are? that right there takes elite level talent, the likes of which we have never seen before.

 

[Nizam al-Mulk]

well, when wild bill got a blowie in the oval office the entire republican party lost their shit, it became a really fucking big deal, and they ultimately impeached him. so i guess that kind of activity is supposed to be a bad thing. or at least that's what they signaled.

Decades are a thing. No reason to pretend we are in the 90s even if they were better in many ways.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Decades are a thing. No reason to pretend we are in the 90s even if they were better in many ways.

well when you go around calling yourself the party of christian and family values while openly supporting a dude who's cheated on every wife he's ever had and is out there running scam universities and stealing from children with cancer...

yeah times have changed. in the 90's people like this never would have stood a chance in politics, let alone get elected as president.

in the 90's if somebody did shit like this it would be the end of their political career. these days evolution and politics seems to be going in reverse.