Trailers for the past 10 Steven Seagal movies

[SSgt Dickweed]

How does Sensei not have 100 Academy Awards?

A Good Man


Gutshot Straight


Absolution - lol I forgot to put in when I originally posted. This one has Josh Barnett in it.


Code of Honor


Sniper: Special Ops

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

The Asian Connection


Cartels (with GSP)


End of a Gun


Contract to Kill


The Perfect Weapon

 

[BisexualMMA]

He's like a chameleon.

 

[Zer]

People got rustled on social media and now black people are allowed to win Oscars, so if we do the same we can prob get Seagal an Oscar

 

[Peteyandjia]

People got rustled on social media and now black people are allowed to win Oscars, so if we do the same we can prob get Seagal an Oscar

We just need to paint Seagal as a victim somehow.

I say we try to get an #OscarsSoVanDamme hashtag trending

 

[chubbman]

Not gonna lie, I’d enjoy every one of them films with some beers and pizza.

 

[Peteyandjia]

Btw I love these movies Sensei has been churning out in Eastern Europe every few months, they are fucking amazingly bad. Incredibly enjoyably so.

If you're into that kinda thing, I recommend A Good Man for starters. He walks around the whole movie as an old fat asshole with jet-black dyed facial hair, who is unexplainably part of a special forces team otherwise filled with in-shape 30 year olds. He wears a scarf for most of the movie, talks black in certain scenes randomly, and all the hot young Russian chicks are into him for no reason. It also features the single greatest line Sensei Seagal has ever uttered in all of film history.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

How does Sensei not have 100 Academy Awards?

He would probably just eat them.

 

[Peteyandjia]

 

[AJ Garcia]

Btw I love these movies Sensei has been churning out in Eastern Europe every few months, they are fucking amazingly bad. Incredibly enjoyably so.

If you're into that kinda thing, I recommend A Good Man for starters. He walks around the whole movie as an old fat asshole with jet-black dyed facial hair, who is unexplainably part of a special forces team otherwise filled with in-shape 30 year olds. He wears a scarf for most of the movie, talks black in certain scenes randomly, and all the hot young Russian chicks are into him for no reason. It also features the single greatest line Sensei Seagal has ever uttered in all of film history.

Holy shit! The comments on that video are gold. I couldn’t even type this from laughing so hard. This one had me rolling

“Just picture being that dying guy on the ground. Those would be the last words you would ever hear uttered by another human being before being taken by the darkness. All the years of your life all build up to that moment, and it all culminates with "I will snatch every motherfucker birthday"

 

[robertcop2]

 

[KILL KILL]

It's totally believable that an obese middle aged man with a pony tail is an active duty sniper for a special operations team. Totally believable.

 

[moreorless87]

He's like a chameleon.

Unfortunately living in a very barren environment.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

I've literally seen all 10 of those
zero f's given

 

[DM1982]

First bit of fruit or veg he's had since Under seige 2 was released

 

[BisexualMMA]

Unfortunately living in a very barren environment.

...or a tar pit.

 

[odog]

It's totally believable that an obese middle aged man with a pony tail is an active duty sniper for a special operations team. Totally believable.

Middle aged? He's a senior citizen.

 

[BisexualMMA]

The trailer for Contract to Kill is fantastic. He can't even be bothered to raise his voice above a medium whisper.

 

[Losfer Words]

Sensei is endlessly entertaining to me.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]