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Lmao @ fighting a $35 parking ticket. You sound poor.
Took you long enough. You're slacking.
Lmao @ fighting a $35 parking ticket. You sound poor.
After all of this I may still have to pay court fees? If that's the case, what was the point? You pay one way or another, right?
Okay, thanks for listening.
You know this is just a parking ticket? Lol
Strange. My city if you plead not guilty to a small ticket like that they just drop it.
It's not worth there time and effort for a jury trial (city prosecutor will see it on the agenda/schedule and drop it before they select a jury).
The city knows the jury would be pissed if they wasted there whole day on a BS traffic citation.
trial by declaration
google it
TLDR: I should've just paid the friggin' ticket.
So I stepped out of the school I was teaching at one afternoon and lo and behold, a parking ticket was on my window. It said "ALTERNATE SIDE PARKING: $35"
Hell to the nah. I've been parking on that road forever. I specifically choose it because it's the only one that's ever really open and there are no restriction signs anywhere.
I decided I'm fighting this, I'm not gonna pay a red cent because some meter maid didn't know what they were doing. Yes, I know... audreyhepburncigarette.jpg I don't care. I'm gonna go to that court, plead my case, and have this dismissed damnit.
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Now, I've only ever been to traffic court once somewhere else. I went before the judge, the dude didn't show up twice and it was dismissed. I thought it would be the same simple procedure.
I was wrong...
I went there, and it wasn't just traffic. All sorts of riff raffs were in there on petty charges. We waited in a long line to speak for the prosecutors in a tiny room... There was a parallel line of lawyers, and whenever a lawyer was there, they could skip us. It happened over and over and we waited and waited...
The prosecutor would ask us how we were pleading, during which time I tried to name drop my status and professional proximity to their police department (which I don't think he cared about) then we went back into the court.
Pretty much everyone was pleading guilty to their crimes. I finally stood in front of the judge and boldly proclaimed my innocence
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The judge told me: I'll get a trial date for my ticket.
Wtf?! All that for one friggin' miniscule ass parking ticket that someone shouldn't have even given me in the first place?
After all of time I wasted, I seriously wish I just paid the ticket I regret my "muh principle" mentality (not that I was wrong to have it). I thought it was gonna be a quick thing like the last time I went to court to fight a ticket.
Besides, I can't stand courts... They have that tense feeling like airports... You don't wanna breath too loud so you don't get killed.
After all of this I may still have to pay court fees? If that's the case, what was the point? You pay one way or another, right?
Okay, thanks for listening.
You CAN win but it's not easy. And the judges don't give 2 shits about your name dropping . That judge is seeing hundreds of cases a week and probably didn't even look up to see you or look at the evidence. You are a case number that he wants to get out of the way as soon as possible so he can go drink whisky in his chambers.
Your first hearing you had was just your arraignment. That isn't a trial date. I'd always plead "Not Guilty" like you did. Then they'll give you your next court date - which is your trial date. If you are lucky (which you likely won't be) the DA may look at the charges and if they are flimsy, drop it or offer a plea bargain right before you see the judge at your next court date. It's very likely the DA will offer you the mimimum sentence to plead guilty, or basically pay the mimimum fine and tell you no jail time, no blah blah blah to make you tihnk you are getting a good deal.
IF you still plead not guilty at your first trial your next step is a big step up. From there they likely bump the case to an upper level DA and you'll need a public defender or lawyer or they'll burn the crap out of you for "wasting the court's time" in their eyes. At THAT court date you'l either be offered another final plea deal or you can ask for trial by jury. If they have a strong case that deal will suck. If their case is a little weak and your lawyer is OK you may get a better deal than the first plea bargain.
Well at least that's how my DUI case went.....which I was innocent of and fought it. But it's a LONG process and the courts are designed to beat you down with more and more court dates and more and more pressure and more and more money if you need a lawer. It's a scam to get you to plead guilty b/c most people don't have the time or money to fight it.
TLDR. Ya, you can't win. Unless you want to roll the dice with professional players you may be better off pleading guilty, or plead innocent and first and then try to plea deal with the DA at your hearing (not your arraignment....that's different)
I'd rather pay police off on the side of the road like mexico if that's how its gonna be
Depends on the state. In my State (Texas) they have to legally give you a jury trial if you plead not guilty to a traffic offense.You don’t immediately get jury trial. They won’t likely just drop it.
LOL - Ya, I got a little carried away.....personal experience brought back some emotional memories....lol
no es problema, Senor
Fuck that , you did right by going and fighting it. Imagine how many people get extorted every day on bs and rather than fight it just pay the extortion fee.
I'd rather pay police off on the side of the road like mexico if that's how its gonna be
If there is no signage, it should have been dismissed outright. Or signage to the contrary of the ticket (I once got a ticket for doing 40 in a 25 because the idiot cop didn't realize I had entered the 40mph zone on the particular road l).
How is this not traffic court? How are they going to order a trial for a parking ticket?
If there is no signage, it should have been dismissed outright. Or signage to the contrary of the ticket (I once got a ticket for doing 40 in a 25 because the idiot cop didn't realize I had entered the 40mph zone on the particular road l).
How is this not traffic court? How are they going to order a trial for a parking ticket?
Does the city have alternate side parking for the winter months? Many cities do to make it easier to clear snow from the streets. It started Nov 1st in the city close to me.