tough question, sweeeeet outcome

[Persuadertron]

Would you be willing to give up sex for 5 years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished?

 

[ST0NEC0LD ET**]

I already have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams every night

 

[DOS 3point1**]

I'd get flamed hard if I admitted what I'm thinking.

 

[wlu29]

real sex is better

 

[Heisenberg]

do I get rubber sheets?

 

[Persuadertron]

I'd get flamed hard if I admitted what I'm thinking.

Nah, what is you're choice?

 

[MrBoombastic]

...how is dream sex better than reality sex?

 

[Persuadertron]

I already have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams every night

Really? I need to eat ONLY alaskan fish for that to happen once in awhile

 

[ST0NEC0LD ET**]

Really? I need to eat ONLY alaskan fish for that to happen once in awhile

I just drink a lot of beer

 

[Persuadertron]

...how is dream sex better than reality sex?

You dont have to deal with after-sex encounters for one.

 

[ST0NEC0LD ET**]

You dont have to deal with after-sex encounters for one.

Nor do you have to wake up next to a fat chick and regret it

 

[Persuadertron]

I just drink a lot of beer

Guess I drink the wrong kind of beer.

 

[iThrillhouse]

Would you be willing to give up sex for 5 years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished?

 

[MrBoombastic]

You dont have to deal with after-sex encounters for one.

Nor do you have to wake up next to a fat chick and regret it

Sounds like you guys have some awful sex

Fuck your dreamland sex, I like cuddling and all that goes along with it

 

[ST0NEC0LD ET**]

Sounds like you guys have some awful sex

Its the beer, Ill bang anything that walks talks swims or crawls and slithers after a 12-pack.

 

[Persuadertron]

Nor do you have to wake up next to a fat chick and regret it

Does she have a fat rack? Very important.

 

[MrBoombastic]

Its the beer, Ill bang anything that walks talks swims or crawls and slithers after a 12-pack.

Haha in that case, exit strategies, man. Gotta plan 'em out.

 

[Captain Davis]

Would you be willing to give up sex for 5 years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished?

Sounds like the last five years of my marriage.

 

[BEER]

Does she have a fat rack? Very important.

Fat chicks with small tits are the worst.

 

[ST0NEC0LD ET**]

Does she have a fat rack? Very important.

Thats what usually seals the deal I am a tits man, so I pretty much dont care what the rest is like.