Total Divas o:

This shit is Kardashian level of bad with that season opener, I've seen unicorns realer than that bullshit.
 
Show made me lol, whoever is writing Cenas lines should be replaced.

Killing his player card with that weak sauce, especially after how super strong he looked when he turned Nikki against her family for breaking his balls over marriage and kids.
 
No man would be cool with a co-worker, trying to kiss their girl. Didn't even try to be convincing.


Also Paige is a 7 year old 23 year old.
 
Show made me lol, whoever is writing Cenas lines should be replaced.

Killing his player card with that weak sauce, especially after how super strong he looked when he turned Nikki against her family for breaking his balls over marriage and kids.
Dirt sheets were saying the Nikki actually hurt her neck from Cena botching the standing 69.
 
Dirt sheets were saying the Nikki actually hurt her neck from Cena botching the standing 69.
Obviously he did it on purpose so he can run through the current batch of NXT divas.
 
Lol wtf @ John's reaction to Dolph tryna kiss Nikki
Wouldn't accept this from my dude
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lol he's the top guy for a reason

Also, it's my guilty pleasure.
 
lol he's the top guy for a reason

Also, it's my guilty pleasure.
I mean, don't need a guy getting all hot headed, flipping tables, and making a scene (embarrassing me!!!). But need a lil rustle when I say, "hey this fella we know tried to mack up on me" is nice. A girl wants some rustle. The fuck was that.

It's as bad as when Nikki poured beer over John's head and he was just so chill with it. That's disrespectful, you can't just be allowing that shit.
 
Also Paige is a 7 year old 23 year old.

Paige, and Alicia Fox.
Watching Alicia Fox talk to Barret was so cringy. She pulled a fucking hat down over her face and spoke like that, because she was too embarrassed to express feelings. Like no wonder he dumped her lol, idk how anybody puts up with that.
 
Paige, and Alicia Fox.
Watching Alicia Fox talk to Barret was so cringy. She pulled a fucking hat down over her face and spoke like that, because she was too embarrassed to express feelings. Like no wonder he dumped her lol, idk how anybody puts up with that.

She's a basic bitch
 
I mean, don't need a guy getting all hot headed, flipping tables, and making a scene (embarrassing me!!!). But need a lil rustle when I say, "hey this fella we know tried to mack up on me" is nice. A girl wants some rustle. The fuck was that.

It's as bad as when Nikki poured beer over John's head and he was just so chill with it. That's disrespectful, you can't just be allowing that shit.
He's calculating and cold, very serial killer like.

Or he doesn't really care if the Bella leaves or not, he's just got that much side pussy.

He's either Bishop Benoit or Bishop Don Juan.
 
Rosa seemed like a mess, just from her general life and . . . I guess being the one to want to get naked for the silly show. I don't know how much of the other stuff was scripted, like her getting all serious and dumping her life story on first dates, and wanting to make wardrobe malfunctions on purpose (I'm thinking that's def scripted, considering you wouldn't discuss that on cameras if you wanted to get away with it lol).

But now she's pregnant!!! and getting married!!!!
Well then . . .
 
He's calculating and cold, very serial killer like.

Or he doesn't really care if the Bella leaves or not, he's just got that much side pussy.

He's either Bishop Benoit or Bishop Don Juan.
Lol, did you catch that line from Bryan, where he said something like he found it weird that John wouldn't give Nikki kids and marriage, but he'd buy her stuff, and she stays lmao. Dannngggg
 
I figure Cena collects women like he collects cars.
 
ahh, here it is
I don’t wanna get married and I don’t want kids. But here, I’ll buy you all this stuff.’ That’s weird to me.
 
Paige, and Alicia Fox.
Watching Alicia Fox talk to Barret was so cringy. She pulled a fucking hat down over her face and spoke like that, because she was too embarrassed to express feelings. Like no wonder he dumped her lol, idk how anybody puts up with that.

pretty sure foxxy and bnb were never a thing, just like paige isn't really with the guy she's 'engaged' to.
 
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