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Top 10 Worst MMA Nicknames

Hey look it's that unfunny Tommy Toehold guy.
 
Never heard of the Creepy Weasel before, I actually find it awesome like the Barn Cat. It has that funny self-conscious hillbilly vibe.

Rick "the Horror" Story deserves a mention though.
 
Wasn't there "sho nuf the master" or was that in a nightmare?
 
Bruce Leeroy... dude doesn't even have the glow.
 
The [Enter nationality here] Assasin is one of my favs. Bonus points when they’re not actually born in that country.
 
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Sherk was cool but "The Muscle Shark" is a pretty awful nickname.
 
Hector "Showeather" Lombard. Mmm'eeeh?

Rory "Red King" Macdonald proves that you shouldnt create your own nicknames. Ares was bad too. He'll always be the Waterboy to me.
 
Nick "The Promise" Ring.
Frank "Twinkletoes" Trigg.
Keith "The Dean of Mean" Jardine.
Ryan "Darth" Bader.

All lame as fuck imo. Especially Nick Ring, everytime I watched him fight I was praying his opponent would beat him into retirement.
 
"Uncle Creepy" deserves to be on any such list.

It was mentioned in the discussion of "The Creepy Weasel" but in my opinion "Uncle Creepy" is an even worse nickname than "The Creepy Weasel" ("Uncle Creepy" sounds like a name that might be given by kids to some icky relative that they don't ever want to be left alone with). Therefore, "Uncle Creepy" shouldn't be missing from the list.
 
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