Tommarrow, lets all wake up a better person

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  1. Car Purple Belt

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    Screw all this "end of the world" nonsense, im gonna be a way better person tommorrow, who's with me?
     
  2. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Okay. Who is this person? This motherfucker better be some kinda Jesus Christ.
     
  3. Tankeray Salvation Denied.

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    You can count me in, I'm all for thinking like this. *brofist*
     
  4. Car Purple Belt

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    Don't too many peeple wish that
     
  5. thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    if you were less bossy you'd be a better person
     
  6. Nonsense Silver Belt

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    Will this better person be a better speller?
     
  7. FlyThai** Banned Banned

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    TS you should make a random fat chick happy tommorro by like, hitting on one and giving her teh sex

    That is one of the best deeds you can do.
     
  8. Car Purple Belt

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    ^ lets do it!
     
  9. No thanks, I'll wait until New Years.
     
  10. AncientEnemy Emelianenko, Fedor Emelianenko

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    Tommarrow, tommarrow, ill donate tomorrow
    For Tom is only a bone awayyy
     
  11. MortalWombat Vombatus Sherdoggus

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    I second this.
     
  12. Car Purple Belt

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    youre gonna need an extra couple steps
     
  13. Car Purple Belt

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    dec 21 2012 .
     
  14. Big Sissy Banned Banned

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    *spellar imo
     
  15. Sum theres a lot of things that can kill a man

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    I'm really upset at the lack of shit hitting the fan with this end of the world event.

    Y2k was big, all these computer virus ones and shit were big..

    then it's december 20th and everybody's like "shit's fine nbd"

    so sad man. The world is too cynical to have a good ol-fashioned apocalypse meltdown in the 2010s it seems.
     
  16. Brock2026 Higher Primate

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    Its already the 21st over here. Make it your New Years Resolution.
     
  17. Car Purple Belt

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    yea, it might catch us all off guard. like "eh fuck it, nothins gonna happen bubba"
     
  18. Car Purple Belt

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    lets take it in calmly

     
  19. tkotom Fedor belt

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    Car sounds like he just discovered his first erection.
     
  20. Car Purple Belt

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    i awoke to the sound of a buzzing roar. or was it a roaring buzz? i caunt recaul
     

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