Media Tom Aspinall's sponsor runs medical lab tests to show how dirty Cyril Gane's nails could have been when he poked Tom's eyes

[koa pomaikai]

He acts like he’s the only person to get poked in the fucking eye. Officially not a fan of this muppet

 

[Ozze]

Goddamn.

How to lose even more fans, by Tom Aspinall.

 

[jeskola]

Cyril Gane is a dirty cheater and all you who goof on Tom are filth who don't bathe.

 

[TOMFDJYEDH]

Cyril Gane is a dirty cheater and all you who goof on Tom are filth who don't bathe.

Its Jon Jones's fanclub still coping hard that Tom retired their hero without fighting him. They just cant accept it.

 

[jeff7b9]

I was pretty surprised when they told me that.

Last Bar Mitzvah i've ever been invited.

 

[Aluminati]

Did participant #4 have their fingernail in an actual butt hole?

Why does their petri dish look like its having a party?

Those who know, know.

 

[jeff7b9]

Those who know, know.
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[MMACro]

Lmao

 

[Myrddin Wild]

I so glad we have this to hash out over teh 4 weeks UFC break.

Perfect timing really~

 

[Thy]

He def looks like the kinda guy that doesn't wash his hands after poop related stuff.

 

[ChiggerNuts]

Man, even Tom's sponsors are whiney like him.

Can't wait until Gane sleeps this fool again. Maybe then we'll get a bit of peace and quit from Tom and co.

And maybe takes the other eye out to make it complete...and then Tommy can retire!

 

[CombatCyborg]

That's from a chatbot

 

[m249viking]

Gane is well known player of touch butt

 

[koa pomaikai]

Its Jon Jones's fanclub still coping hard that Tom retired their hero without fighting him. They just cant accept it.

Are you excited by the finding of all the bacteria on Gane’s “disgusting nails”?

 

[koa pomaikai]

I so glad we have this to hash out over teh 4 weeks UFC break.

Perfect timing really~

This drama is more entertaining than fights.

 

[Wormwood]

I was pretty indifferent to Tom and Gane throughout all this, but this tips me into the stfu Tom. We get it. Gane cheated. Geez.

 

[spinup]

Examining fingernails AFTER training for an hour in the gym is very different than a fighters fingers that are literally examined for cleanliness before they can enter the octagon and fight. Any “dirt” on a fighter fingers would come from… contact with their opponent. AKA Tom.

The additional hilarity is that Tom is alleging Gane’s fingers were dirty and seemingly have caused/contributed to the injury. This of course just magically never appeared to any doctor or their testing though. He has an infection/something in his eye with no medical history of it or the removal.

And of course if something or an infection actually did get in Tom’s eye the far more likely culprit would be the random dirty bloody rag Tom kept randomly putting in his eye on his own.

This fall from grace is beyond embarrassing. Spend time with your family Tom.

Very unfortunate that the totally legit eye doctor report that found him a very rare and unlikely condition in both eyes forgot to mention the eye infection.

At this rate, next week, Tom will release a video on the training of his new guide dog. And will request his next UFC contract to be written in braille.

 

[JakePaulMMA]

Goddamn.

How to lose even more fans, by Tom Aspinall.

Tom's doc says you better pump them brakes

 

[Clark Rogers]

Wonder if they tested the rocker, shocker, or show stopper?

I imagine the results would vary quite a bit but I'm no doctor.

 

[TOMFDJYEDH]

Are you excited by the finding of all the bacteria on Gane’s “disgusting nails”?

I couldn't give a shit, im just looking forward to Tom putting a beating on the cheat in the rematch. Thats what everyone with a brain is hoping for.