Media Tom Aspinall's sponsor runs medical lab tests to show how dirty Cyril Gane's nails could have been when he poked Tom's eyes

[koa pomaikai]

For those of you that don't know, Aspinall had accused Cyril Gane of having dirty nails when his eyes were poked.





Tom Aspinall became a sponsor of SPRIBE, a subsidiary of the company Stake.us/Stake.com

https://insidersport.com/2025/03/04/ufc-tom-aspinall-casino-spribe/

After Aspinall made allegations of Cyril Gane's nails being dirty, his sponsor Stake ran medical lab tests on 4 random fighters to prove how dirty Cyril Gane's nails may have been.

Study: Ciryl Gane’s fingernails may have been ‘10 times dirtier than average toilet seat’ during Aspinall eye poke

New study in the wake of Ciryl Gane’s eye poke against Tom Aspinall at UFC 321 suggests MMA fighters compete with fingernails “up to 10 times dirtier than the average toilet seat.”

www.mmamania.com

Here is where the actual lab report is posted:

https://www.fightbookmma.com/tom-aspinall-eye-surgery-ufc-fingernail-bacteria/

 

[SomethingCringetastic]

Will this SHIT ever stop, gawdamnit Tom

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

That'll be an interesting contingency for the rematch!

Ciryl Gane must undergo full microbiological analysis and spectrometry prior to entering the cage.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Forget making a new eye poke rule ... Mandatory hand washing before fights...

 

[mmacool]

They should take a shower together next time before the fight.

 

[xhaydenx]

Man, even Tom's sponsors are whiney like him.

Can't wait until Gane sleeps this fool again. Maybe then we'll get a bit of peace and quit from Tom and co.

 

[Söze Aldo]

A possibly unhygienic Frenchman?

 

[koa pomaikai]

Man, even Tom's sponsors are whiney like him.

Can't wait until Gane sleeps this fool again. Maybe then we'll get a bit of peace and quit from Tom and co.

It seems like a coordinated effort, the study was already being done prior to Tom's comment about Gane's nail. They coordinated the comment and the release of the results together lol.
Tom calls Gane's nail dirty, then WHAM, the lab results get posted.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Damn. From someone from such a dirty place, Tom sure is sickly..

I imagine his father carries all 265lbs of him from the bed to the couch every morning

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

This has got to the point of being beyond ridiculous now

 

[europe1]

This is my kind of shitposting -- I mean shitpoking.

Practically every sentence is comparing Gane's fingernails to a toilet.

 

[Mammothman]

Omg not this shit again.

 

[SalvadorAllende]

LOL what.

Just stop it Tom.

 

[Nintendo 64]

At this point I hope Gane beats him fair and square in the rematch.

 

[TriangleMonkey]

Gane scratched his balls, then scratched Tom

 

[koa pomaikai]

Man, everyone needs to stop bullying Tom in this thread. He's the one that got poked with a poopy finger, and he even came with receipts on how poopy it is.

I can't... I just can't... this shit is just too funny.

 

[Prince Nephilim]

Just pathetic of Tom, his constant bitchin is only making him look more like the diva he is

 

[nonoob]

Will this SHIT ever stop, gawdamnit Tom

Immediate smile @ thread title knowing it was fake click bait BS.

 

[TITS]

This is my kind of shitposting -- I mean shitpoking.

Practically every sentence is comparing Gane's fingernails to a toilet.

Cyril "The Human Toilet" Gane

 

[jeff7b9]

Did participant #4 have their fingernail in an actual butt hole?

Why does their petri dish look like its having a party?