Media Tom Aspinall is coming for all you Keyboard Warriors

[BEATDOWNS]

 

[VAfan]

it's about time. not a single one of these trash-talking little monkeys would ever say a word to his face.

 

[fendertach]

Tom is the least intimidating fighter in the UFC. I'll just flash him the deuces and he will literally go running back to his daddy.

 

[Mammothman]

Good luck trying that on Sherdoggers, we would fuck him up pretty bad.

We are way too big for him, that's why we are banned from competing.

 

[jeff7b9]

 

[FilipEmoFights]

Tom will only fight with goggles on and will get poked in the testicles

 

[JBJ was here]

UFCfighter274 is in much better shape than any of the cuckolds on this forum trashing Tom.

Incel virgins, by definition, aren't cuckolds.

 

[VinceArch]

Incel virgins, by definition, aren't cuckolds.

Sure they are. They're in a relationship (surprisingly enough) and want to preserve their virginity's so they have someone else fuck their significant other because they're too busy crying on a forum about Tom Aspinall.

 

[jeskola]

Tom is the least intimidating fighter in the UFC. I'll just flash him the deuces and he will literally go running back to his daddy.
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You would literally collapse in a corner in tears turtling up

 

[Aluminati]

I bet $5 on Brett Rogers fresh out of the homeless shelter vs Tom at this point.

 

[Killer Kadoogan]

what a goof, they need to take social media away from him

 

[fendertach]

You would literally collapse in a corner in tears turtling up

You're literally describing Tom anytime he's minorly inconvenienced. Stuck in heel hook? Tap and cry in the corner. Sore knee? Collapse on the ground in tears. Minor eye poke? Mentally collapse and quit fight.

 

[Cletus Fertitta]

it's about time. not a single one of these trash-talking little monkeys would ever say a word to his face.

okay, and I bet Tom wouldn’t be dumber than he already is by putting his hands on someone for talking trash about his eyes getting poked.

Or is he also a raging idiot snowflake that would beat up someone because he couldn’t take words?

You realize this whole “oh im gonna beat you up for hurting my feelings” thing is gay right? And it could cost attorneys fees.

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

This actually made laugh out loud.

Fucking hilarious!

They should make a whole series based on this.

Bully Aspinall for the win!

It’s kinda in the same vein as when Jay and Silent Bob go hunting for people talking shit online.

Except for the "actually being funny" part. The pants off thing was also a questionable creative choice.

Good news is, when fighting ends (and it may have, just look at how disoriented he is )
He can potentially find some real success at making ppl laugh at his acting chops.

in fact, he's already off to a great start

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

okay, and I bet Tom wouldn’t be dumber than he already is by putting his hands on someone for talking trash about his eyes getting poked.

Or is he also a raging idiot snowflake that would beat up someone because he couldn’t take words?

You realize this whole “oh im gonna beat you up for hurting my feelings” thing is gay right? And it could cost attorneys fees.

And it's a painfully childish and low frequency argument.
if we can't talk about any of the fighters could beat us up... they're kinda arguing that this whole place is unwelcome

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

Why would you talk bad about someone when you can't do what they can ?

You don't have to be a chef to think Applebee's pizza is ass

 

[jakeharris74]

It's crazy that so many assholes online attack Tom for that fight. Fuck, I don't give a shit if he needed zero surgeries. If you get poked in the eyes during a fight and those fingernails or ashey ass fingertips grace your eyes it can fuck your eyes up to where you are blinkin excessively or vision is blurry for the next several minutes. That's a huge advantage! Eye poking is getting ridiculous and abused because nothing is being done about it. If fighters can't paw with their fingers and claws out like fuckin kittens in the standup, maybe they should just fuck right off then? All of this 'accidental' fingers going down to the knuckles in eye sockets is complete bullshit. Yeah, Tom is getting attacked in this situation.. You can all fuck right off... And yeah no I'm not Tom.

 

[Söze Aldo]

 

[Trabaho]

You don't have to be a chef to think Applebee's pizza is ass

You don't have to be online to get confronted about what you said about Tom

 

[Tito Tapped]

Tom acting out his revenge fantasies for social media content wasn't on my 2026 Bingo card but we should have seen this coming.