Opinion Today we are all Nostradumasses (the unofficial 2026 predictions thread)

[toasty]

Herein lies madness

Who here has the guts post what you think will happen in 2026?

0- Epstein files will lead to absolutely 0 arrests or convictions as the redactions will flow all year and conspiracy after conspiracy theory will abound but fuck all will come from all of it due to a subservient DOJ

1- G Max gets her sentence commuted....Trump will go with the hey it ain't a full pardon excuse when he hand waves it away

2- Blue Wave midterms due to Trump fatigue

3- Trump will not be president on 1/1/27. Not sure if illness, cognitive decline or impeachment will be the reason but his 200 post Christmas Truthing including the one about having our last Merry Christmas, makes me think that he knows something and as a narcissist he can't imagine anyone being happy without him in power.

4- Trump will add at least two impeachment attempts to his already impressive world record, putting it so far out of reach that it will be renamed Trumpeachment and his record will never be threatened let alone broken

5- The Trump family's many investment scams will continue their relentless march to $0 These include stocks DJT ABTC PEW and Crypto Trump, WLFI and Melania coins. Check the charts for all of them in 2025 this is not so much a prediction as just an anti momentum play

6- Toasty will get at least 1 vote in next year's WR awards thread, perhaps best non-human poster, or most likely to come out of his fetal position.

Yours?

 

[Flower2dPeople]

@toasty will be a mod in 2026 and will ban @lsa

 

[Cole train]

Some new war somewhere

Unemployment in my country reaches 11 percent

Hair regrows on my head

 

[Koya]

Bitcoin reaches 200k

AI becomes even more scary

 

[Other]

According to the Star Trek timeline, WW3 starts in 2026. And it really looks like that's where we're headed.

 

[PainIsLIfe]

-Russia attacks a NATO country

-China attacks a US destroyer in South China Sea

-Trump threatens to invade Denmark.

-and Trump is impeached again.

 

[Stoic1]

My prediction: TDS will continue through 2028.

 

[johnsmithjohnson]

Herein lies madness

Who here has the guts post what you think will happen in 2026?

0- Epstein files will lead to absolutely 0 arrests or convictions as the redactions will flow all year and conspiracy after conspiracy theory will abound but fuck all will come from all of it due to a subservient DOJ

1- G Max gets her sentence commuted....Trump will go with the hey it ain't a full pardon excuse when he hand waves it away

2- Blue Wave midterms due to Trump fatigue

3- Trump will not be president on 1/1/27. Not sure if illness, cognitive decline or impeachment will be the reason but his 200 post Christmas Truthing including the one about having our last Merry Christmas, makes me think that he knows something and as a narcissist he can't imagine anyone being happy without him in power.

4- Trump will add at least two impeachment attempts to his already impressive world record, putting it so far out of reach that it will be renamed Trumpeachment and his record will never be threatened let alone broken

5- The Trump family's many investment scams will continue their relentless march to $0 These include stocks DJT ABTC PEW and Crypto Trump, WLFI and Melania coins. Check the charts for all of them in 2025 this is not so much a prediction as just an anti momentum play

6- Toasty will get at least 1 vote in next year's WR awards thread, perhaps best non-human poster, or most likely to come out of his fetal position.

Yours?

I think they dump trillions of tax payers money into donors pockets as the ai bubble slowly bleeds out. The rich will get richer and the poor poorer while the con men point to the average wealth going up even though its only 10,000 collecting it all.

Again. I think elections will have ice, the FBI and national guard around the registration and voting points and the elections won't be valid.
I don't think much will change. Every so often something about Epstein will pop up and every so often we will bomb random brown people.
Probably a new flu or disease.

I think Trump will keep clamping down on dissent for the people really in charge he will be a well paid pain sponge. Maga will still be trolling, gas lighting and angry while getting disproportionately poorer because their leaders can rip the cult members off. Got to troll, fuck having kids or a house.

 

[The_Renaissance]

Herein lies madness

Who here has the guts post what you think will happen in 2026?

0- Epstein files will lead to absolutely 0 arrests or convictions as the redactions will flow all year and conspiracy after conspiracy theory will abound but fuck all will come from all of it due to a subservient DOJ

1- G Max gets her sentence commuted....Trump will go with the hey it ain't a full pardon excuse when he hand waves it away

2- Blue Wave midterms due to Trump fatigue

3- Trump will not be president on 1/1/27. Not sure if illness, cognitive decline or impeachment will be the reason but his 200 post Christmas Truthing including the one about having our last Merry Christmas, makes me think that he knows something and as a narcissist he can't imagine anyone being happy without him in power.

4- Trump will add at least two impeachment attempts to his already impressive world record, putting it so far out of reach that it will be renamed Trumpeachment and his record will never be threatened let alone broken

5- The Trump family's many investment scams will continue their relentless march to $0 These include stocks DJT ABTC PEW and Crypto Trump, WLFI and Melania coins. Check the charts for all of them in 2025 this is not so much a prediction as just an anti momentum play

6- Toasty will get at least 1 vote in next year's WR awards thread, perhaps best non-human poster, or most likely to come out of his fetal position.

Yours?

This had the potential to be a cool thread and engaging, but you are ridiculously obsessed with Trump man. It's an illness. I was gonna engage up until point 4 then thought, nah can't be arsed with this guy.

 

[44nutman]

My prediction: TDS will continue through 2028.

Minnesota State Senator Arrested In Sting On Same Day He Introduced Shocking Bill

Justin Eichorn, who allegedly sought sex with a detective posing as a teen, was trying to pass a bill to declare “Trump derangement syndrome” a mental illness.

www.huffpost.com

The guy who submitted a bill to make TDS a mental illness, was arrested for trying to solicit underaged girls for sex.
He tries to pass some dumb bill, and we find out he likes teenagers, which is the most MAGA thing ever. MAGA Man is passing Florida Man for insane shit.

 

[Siver!]

This had the potential to be a cool thread and engaging, but you are ridiculously obsessed with Trump man. It's an illness. I was gonna engage up until point 4 then thought, nah can't be arsed with this guy.

Do it for someone you really respect and admire

 

[Daverisimo]

The meteor will finally put us out of our misery.

 

[fedoriswar37]

Super un-creative way to cry about Trump. 1/10 thread. Yawn.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Silver hits $100 Q1 2026.

 

[aerius]

1) One or more countries will either leave or get kicked out of the EU

2) Alberta will make a serious attempt to leave Canada

3) Israel & Iran will go at it once more, and Israel will go crying to Uncle Sam again like last time when they got their asses whooped

4) US will stage a bunch of coups in Asia to try & start proxy wars to put pressure on China

5) Trump will fall victim to the Zelensky handshake curse

 

[DoctorTaco]

It’s all gonna get worse.

 

[Siver!]

1) England will win the 2026 World Cup

2) China takes real action to reclaim Taiwan and after some sabre-rattling, nobody does anything and Taiwan eventually returns to China

3) Greenland remains independent

4) Joe Biden passes

5) Russia-Ukraine war grinds to a temporary halt; but never really ends

6) Global stock markets will crash, BADLY, bringing into focus nations giving falsely optimistic economic outlooks

 

[scoopj]

Silver hits $100 Q1 2026.

@Siver! hits zero and gets bant

 

[Mujeriego]

Herein lies madness

Who here has the guts post what you think will happen in 2026?

0- Epstein files will lead to absolutely 0 arrests or convictions as the redactions will flow all year and conspiracy after conspiracy theory will abound but fuck all will come from all of it due to a subservient DOJ

1- G Max gets her sentence commuted....Trump will go with the hey it ain't a full pardon excuse when he hand waves it away

2- Blue Wave midterms due to Trump fatigue

3- Trump will not be president on 1/1/27. Not sure if illness, cognitive decline or impeachment will be the reason but his 200 post Christmas Truthing including the one about having our last Merry Christmas, makes me think that he knows something and as a narcissist he can't imagine anyone being happy without him in power.

4- Trump will add at least two impeachment attempts to his already impressive world record, putting it so far out of reach that it will be renamed Trumpeachment and his record will never be threatened let alone broken

5- The Trump family's many investment scams will continue their relentless march to $0 These include stocks DJT ABTC PEW and Crypto Trump, WLFI and Melania coins. Check the charts for all of them in 2025 this is not so much a prediction as just an anti momentum play

6- Toasty will get at least 1 vote in next year's WR awards thread, perhaps best non-human poster, or most likely to come out of his fetal position.

Yours?

5 of the 7 had to do with Trump.
Lets settle down a little bit.

 

[Deaths Head]

Minnesota State Senator Arrested In Sting On Same Day He Introduced Shocking Bill

Justin Eichorn, who allegedly sought sex with a detective posing as a teen, was trying to pass a bill to declare “Trump derangement syndrome” a mental illness.

www.huffpost.com

The guy who submitted a bill to make TDS a mental illness, was arrested for trying to solicit underaged girls for sex.
He tries to pass some dumb bill, and we find out he likes teenagers, which is the most MAGA thing ever. MAGA Man is passing Florida Man for insane shit.

Supporting Trump one has to have at least something wrong with them minor or major , mentally ill people and or unstable people make up his majority fan base and if they aren’t fans than they are just plain dumb , being a self proclaimed Maga means you have a mental issue because it’s literally the opposite of being American , it’s actually suppressing rights and taking away free speech that’s what that ideology advocates .