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Today I met Conor McGregor

bigwaverider said:
Not my best work but it is what it is... (*)(*)

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Man, I wish they were real. I’d never leave the house.
 
Bro, you kind of look like Anthony Pettis...
 
bigconan said:
I don't get the diminutive comment...I might understand if you're talking about the dwarf on games of thrones, but comeon...the guy is normal height and normal weight...if you strip the tons of fat off of people...this seems to be a back handed insult hater thread...



never understood how you or anyone else can call someone that can beat your ass in under 20 seconds, a manlet...makes no sense at all...
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You got that far into the post and didn’t realise the whole thing was a massive pisstake? Conor’s average height. The cutout was a little smaller than life-sized.
 
Codpiece said:
nope, I would never welch.

I was actually just going to take a nice photo at the beach, then this Proper 12 promo started with the Conor cutout and it felt like destiny.
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I feel bad for u
 
Codpiece said:
Obligatory Shoop Templates at the bottom - BWR



Dear mods: This is a thread fulfilling my long overdue obligations for losing a bet in USFC 15 (see https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/...-need-4-conor-fans-where-are-yo-guys.3812029/ ). Please do not move this thread to the wasteland until I have received my full measure of deserved humiliation, and @myjohnson9 has had a chance to comment in the thread. Thanks in anticipation.

EDIT: sorry guys, looks like pictures aren't working so well. Going to try to reformat so nobody misses out. Thanks for your patience.

Over the past several years I have been a staunch supporter of Conor McGregor as a fighter. Whilst his personal behaviour has been poor, at times reprehensible, I feel he brings something unique to the sport. His approach to fights, his style in the Octagon and the buzz he creates for events he headlines make him compelling viewing for fans and detractors alike.


Today a truly amazing thing happened: I met Conor McGregor.


It started like any other dreary Monday. The alarm went off too early, I really wasn’t ready for another week of work. But something felt different, as though something momentous was imminent. On a whim, I put on my favourite lucky pink shirt (
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) and stepped out my front door to attack the week.

Things did not get off to a good start. Clients were being difficult, business targets for the prior week which had been met did not produce the desired outcomes and had been raised, everything was taking far too long. In fact, before I realised it was mid afternoon and I was way behind both in time and results. And that’s when it happened.

As I was walking past a bottleshop on the way to meet a client, I saw through the corner of my eye a crowd gathered. Peering through the window I could see they were surrounding a diminutive figure, phones in hands, taking photos and begging for any form of acknowledgement, a nod, wink or smile. The figure was instantly recognisable to me. It was none other than Conor McGregor himself, promoting his Proper 12 whiskey!

I could not let this one in a lifetime opportunity pass by. Client be damned, I waited dutifully for my chance to pose for a picture and spend a few blissful seconds with the great (tiny) man. At last my turn arrived and, suddenly struck by a bout of nerves, I shuffled forward for a picture. He didn’t move an inch. “I see stiffness”, I joked lamely, to no response. His professionalism and positivity were unreal. Even when I hurriedly whispered a chiding for his dolly-throwing and asked how he had allowed Khabib to easily crush him, he merely smiled and looked straight into the camera.

All too soon our time was up. Those brief, magical moments will be a memory I treasure for the rest of my life, or until senility takes me. I hope you enjoyed my story and photos.
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A few brief points:

- I do not usually wear sunglasses indoors. Such people are usually wankers. There was quite a bit of afternoon glare coming in the shopfront so they were necessary. Remarkably, Conor was unphased.

- I am not as fat as the pictures make me appear. I look bigger around the midsection as I have had to wear a bulky brace due to a long-term back injury. Just how does a tampon salesman injure his back?

- Manlet confirmed! - Conor is much shorter than his claimed height. No way is he 5’8. I am 177cm, a little less than 5’10, and I was considerably taller than him.

- @myjohnson9 I am so sorry this took as long as it did. You’ve been very patient, and for that I thank you. Jesus loves you buddy!

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You definitely are a presentable lesbian.
Congrats for meeting such figure.
 
You should be a writer. It's like I was there with you. Amaze
 
Codpiece said:
Obligatory Shoop Templates at the bottom - BWR



Dear mods: This is a thread fulfilling my long overdue obligations for losing a bet in USFC 15 (see https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/...-need-4-conor-fans-where-are-yo-guys.3812029/ ). Please do not move this thread to the wasteland until I have received my full measure of deserved humiliation, and @myjohnson9 has had a chance to comment in the thread. Thanks in anticipation.

EDIT: sorry guys, looks like pictures aren't working so well. Going to try to reformat so nobody misses out. Thanks for your patience.

Over the past several years I have been a staunch supporter of Conor McGregor as a fighter. Whilst his personal behaviour has been poor, at times reprehensible, I feel he brings something unique to the sport. His approach to fights, his style in the Octagon and the buzz he creates for events he headlines make him compelling viewing for fans and detractors alike.


Today a truly amazing thing happened: I met Conor McGregor.


It started like any other dreary Monday. The alarm went off too early, I really wasn’t ready for another week of work. But something felt different, as though something momentous was imminent. On a whim, I put on my favourite lucky pink shirt (
View attachment 592669
) and stepped out my front door to attack the week.

Things did not get off to a good start. Clients were being difficult, business targets for the prior week which had been met did not produce the desired outcomes and had been raised, everything was taking far too long. In fact, before I realised it was mid afternoon and I was way behind both in time and results. And that’s when it happened.

As I was walking past a bottleshop on the way to meet a client, I saw through the corner of my eye a crowd gathered. Peering through the window I could see they were surrounding a diminutive figure, phones in hands, taking photos and begging for any form of acknowledgement, a nod, wink or smile. The figure was instantly recognisable to me. It was none other than Conor McGregor himself, promoting his Proper 12 whiskey!

I could not let this one in a lifetime opportunity pass by. Client be damned, I waited dutifully for my chance to pose for a picture and spend a few blissful seconds with the great (tiny) man. At last my turn arrived and, suddenly struck by a bout of nerves, I shuffled forward for a picture. He didn’t move an inch. “I see stiffness”, I joked lamely, to no response. His professionalism and positivity were unreal. Even when I hurriedly whispered a chiding for his dolly-throwing and asked how he had allowed Khabib to easily crush him, he merely smiled and looked straight into the camera.

All too soon our time was up. Those brief, magical moments will be a memory I treasure for the rest of my life, or until senility takes me. I hope you enjoyed my story and photos.
View attachment 592671

View attachment 592677

A few brief points:

- I do not usually wear sunglasses indoors. Such people are usually wankers. There was quite a bit of afternoon glare coming in the shopfront so they were necessary. Remarkably, Conor was unphased.

- I am not as fat as the pictures make me appear. I look bigger around the midsection as I have had to wear a bulky brace due to a long-term back injury. Just how does a tampon salesman injure his back?

- Manlet confirmed! - Conor is much shorter than his claimed height. No way is he 5’8. I am 177cm, a little less than 5’10, and I was considerably taller than him.

- @myjohnson9 I am so sorry this took as long as it did. You’ve been very patient, and for that I thank you. Jesus loves you buddy!

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If the MODS wont do it i will

Here's your pink belt bitch

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Codpiece said:
Pink belts are for welchers. Clearly I cannot be one.
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Your OP says its long overdue which makes u a fucking Welcher!

What happened your conscience just randomly get the best of you?

lmao
 
BEATDOWNS said:
Your OP says its long overdue which makes u a fucking Welcher!

What happened your conscience just randomly get the best of you?

lmao
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Nah, I sent MJ9 a photo ages ago but asked that he let me get a good one for public display. Glad I waited as if I had posted one back then I’d not have hunted down Conor and hence not started this epic thread.

No welching here.
 
Codpiece said:
Nah, I sent MJ9 a photo ages ago but asked that he let me get a good one for public display. Glad I waited as if I had posted one back then I’d not have hunted down Conor and hence not started this epic thread.

No welching here.
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<YeahOKJen>
 
Have been to a doctor recently or has this been going on for a while?
 
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