Today I announce my retirement from all mud/obstacle runs

[Kitafuji]

After as many as 25 mud and obstacle course races of varying distances and locations across this great country, I am announcing my retirement from them. I am 52 years of age and my body has taken a beating from these events. I have many great memories with friends and loved ones over the years running along side all of you. I particularly liked getting the electric shock therapy.

What else can my sherbros suggest for me to keep me challenged and motivated physically?

Late,

 

[Headkicktoleg]

I haven't heard about this stuff in like two years. The mud run fan died real quick.

 

[Alphaboy]

I haven't heard about this stuff in like two years. The mud run fan died real quick.

Well, people jumped on the waves and created a million 5k derivatives... Maybe people are getting over it now, but maybe they aren't, who knows, I haven't done one since 2016!

 

[Kitafuji]

I haven't heard about this stuff in like two years. The mud run fan died real quick.

They seem to still be popular. The distances are getting shorter. But yeah they are jumping the shark for sure.

 

[Strange King]

After as many as 25 mud and obstacle course races of varying distances and locations across this great country, I am announcing my retirement from them. I am 52 years of age and my body has taken a beating from these events. I have many great memories with friends and loved ones over the years running along side all of you. I particularly liked getting the electric shock therapy.

What else can my sherbros suggest for me to keep me challenged and motivated physically?

Late,

live like hugh hef now

 

[Headkicktoleg]

I once did a 2k beer run. run 500 meters and chug a beer 4 times. And it was right around halloween so everyone wore costumes, I was He-Man

 

[Kitafuji]

live like hugh hef now

I have never in my lifetime put on a bathrobe. Fuck that shit.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I have never in my lifetime put on a bathrobe. Fuck that shit.

It's a smoking jacket.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Masturbate for distance

 

[Kitafuji]

It's a smoking jacket.

Call it what you want. Looks fucking stupid.

 

[Spoken]

Do BJJ