toasty's disappointing thread about disappointing toasty threads

[toasty]

Thread starting ain’t easy, you have a thought, you think others will give a shit, you post, and you hope. While I’ve had some successful ones, it is the flops that I stay up late at night thinking about while plotting my revenge against Shermanity..

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/sliegh-bells-and-kittens.4357665/

What nobody has found anything new that they like? Nobody wants to share something that other sherdogges might enjoy. Y’all being selfish

Unique posters = 4 Best post in thread @I Am Legion

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/...-post-their-mug-shots.4354815/#post-174910791

Fully expected a lot more mug shots, maybe I should have called it "who here has the guts to posts their pint glass shots but then the clever thread title twist would have been lost. Please feel free to show them pint glasses too...

there were some good posts by @fingercuffs @Kardashians @ChickenBrother @TheChance and @Zer I think, but overall lack of participation by many Sherdrinkers kinda hurt.

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/...secret-today-it-did-not-go-over-well.4354474/

I still think g-spot shurikens and explosive cum gel packs are funny but I got savaged by some posters I really respect here, so maybe I’m wrong….Nah I’m still right but the thumbs down from Fedor and @Law Talkin’ Guy in a single post and @Slobodan and @High Test With da Best rejections still sting

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/you-cant-spell-rabbit-without-ai.4352380/

Nobody has anything they want AI to do for them? Special thanks to @tonil for an on topic reply and @Contempt for a funny on target yet disturbing gif

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/...e-hunt-i-command-thee.4353448/#post-174877715

In this case all 3 of the scavenger hunts were an epic epic epic, did I say epic failures. I thought for sure at least 1 would be recovered. So right now there are still mystery prizes hidden behind books in IL, SC, and NY and because of that this rabbit still drinks and cries.

Do you have any threads you thought should’ve done better on their first go round that you want to bump here?

 

[TheTickG]

I wish that how is toast guy did more YouTube videos. He's a pretty cool toast.

 

[Zer]

I've never started a thread on Sherdog

 

[Renard]

Pro tip: Talk less. Make your formatting (paragraphs, text structure) better

Not being shady, it's just a fact that people have limited attention spans. When I was a teenager and just starting to use the internet I would write walls of text on forums. Naturally nobody would read it. I learned that brevity was the name of the game. Whatever ideas you have, cram them into one really good, condensed paragraph that covers everything you wanted to say. Something easy, smooth and fun to read. It's a skill.

 

[toasty]

Pro tip: Talk less. Make your formatting (paragraphs, text structure) better

Not being shady, it's just a fact that people have limited attention spans. When I was a teenager and just starting to use the internet I would write walls of text on forums. Naturally nobody would read it. I learned that brevity was the name of the game. Whatever ideas you have, cram them into one really good, condensed paragraph that covers everything you wanted to say. Something easy, smooth and fun to read. It's a skill.

TL/DR

 

[I Am Legion]

The dog needs Toasty threads. /thread.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Evrytaym mi post a #PowerSlap thread inna di heavies ting get Lightweighted or merged in2 di megathread

Sad ting cuz mi nuh start di Power Slap Megathread beatdowns did an' despite allegashun from tits mi nuh him fam promise

Like bro y mandem can have 12 post-retirement Anthony Smith threads on di 1st page but dem get mad at 1 perfectly legal thread aboot UFC needin' fi be strict aboot fouls like in Power Slap smdh

Mi feel yuh tho toasty mandem nuh waan fi tink too hard us intellectuals got it rough dats wut mi Harvard prof him seh

 

[Fedorgasm]

Man I feel like I spend every waking minute in Mayberry yet somehow I missed all of those threads.

Sorry toasty.

Perhaps some of them are asking too much of your sherbros. Taking a pic of your mug and posting it requires effort. Participating in a scavenger hunt takes effort. Hell even reading some of your OPs takes effort, even though I like them, attention spans seem to be a thing of the past.

The worst thing about being a thread starter is that you'll inevitably get a few replies like "shit thread" from people who never start threads of their own. It is a thankless job, but without thread starters, this place dies even faster than it already is. Keep fighting the good fight, sherbro. I like your threads.

 

[lsa]

Did not read.
Just letting it out there

 

[Sobek]

Theme song for you

 

[Milgrim]

@toasty is no @Clippy

It had to be said

 

[Tone C]

Pro tip: Talk less. Make your formatting (paragraphs, text structure) better

Not being shady, it's just a fact that people have limited attention spans. When I was a teenager and just starting to use the internet I would write walls of text on forums. Naturally nobody would read it. I learned that brevity was the name of the game. Whatever ideas you have, cram them into one really good, condensed paragraph that covers everything you wanted to say. Something easy, smooth and fun to read. It's a skill.

Agreed.

 

[Sobek]

Props for thread starting though. Thread starters can be very valuable to the forum.

 

[Tone C]

Props for thread starting though. Thread starters can be very valuable to the forum.

Agreed , it is appreciated , otherwise this place dies...

 

[Berserker13]

M is the 13th out of 26 letters. It also starts the word Middle

 

[Other]

Raisin nut bran!
Take the almonds and the raisin and put it all together...
Raisin nut bran!