To Do in Life

MahatmaPetey

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this has probably been posted before, but oh well. What are some things that you hope to do or accomplish in your lifetime?

*spend a few months in Japan or Australia
*make a movie that gets an actual release
*become fluent in another language
*have a few amateur MMA fights
*be on Price is Right, and at least get to the wheel
*have a big ass dvd collection (working on it...97)
*unafraid myself of spiders
*kill legions of zombies, and therefore saving the world.
*catch a fish
*go scubadiving
*have sex with my girlfriend in a hot tub.
*make a direct-to-video cult horror hit. Because lets face it...the good stuff won't be put in theaters nowadays.
 
oh, and i want a cartoon network original to be loosely based on me.
 
I want to learn how to play the ukelele, I've got one I just don't know how to play it yet.:confused:
 
Quit working, spend 10 hours a day online, 4 hours playing with dog, 1 hour eating, 9 hours sleeping. Let wife earn money. Whoa, I'm already there! Yeehaww!
 
Originally posted by computer boy
Quit working, spend 10 hours a day online, 4 hours playing with dog, 1 hour eating, 9 hours sleeping. Let wife earn money. Whoa, I'm already there! Yeehaww!

Where do I apply for a wife like that??
 
nicebutdumbgirls.com They take paypal, so you can use the account you set up for the sherdog donation.
 
Take out five years to do nothing but read.
 
Originally posted by cmv
2 chicks at 1 time



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5 years off to read for me would give me enough magazines to build a small chateau for the missus and me. Right now the stack in front of me is Astronomy, Fine Woodworking, Fightsport, Backpacker, Scientific American, and Car in various states of absorption. I need to expand into literature. I think of what I am missing sometimes, but I guess the classics will be there when I get around to them. I was pretty accurate about my daily routine, actually, but my bliss will come to a screeching halt hopefully soon when I get back to work. Free time is so precious when you're working, but when it's ALL free time...
 
bang this really hot black girl I'm trying to score with she likes porn and is in to howard stern what more do I need
 
*GIVE A DRUNK SLUT THE DIRTY SANCHEZ
 
*spend a few months in Japan or Australia: already here

*make a movie that gets an actual release: no

*become fluent in another language: already two...working on 3rd

*have a few amateur MMA fights: next year

*be on Price is Right, and at least get to the wheel: no

*have a big ass dvd collection (working on it...97): soon

*unafraid myself of spiders: yes

*kill legions of zombies, and therefore saving the world: probably

*catch a fish: done

*go scubadiving: no

*have sex with my girlfriend in a hot tub: old news

*make a direct-to-video cult horror hit. Because lets face it...the good stuff won't be put in theaters nowadays: maybe
 
I want to travel to every country in the world, and fuck at least 1 chick in each. I'm up to 6 at the moment, but II'm doing Europe next year.

p.s. what is a dirty sanchez?
 

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