To Do in Life

[MahatmaPetey]

this has probably been posted before, but oh well. What are some things that you hope to do or accomplish in your lifetime?

*spend a few months in Japan or Australia
*make a movie that gets an actual release
*become fluent in another language
*have a few amateur MMA fights
*be on Price is Right, and at least get to the wheel
*have a big ass dvd collection (working on it...97)
*unafraid myself of spiders
*kill legions of zombies, and therefore saving the world.
*catch a fish
*go scubadiving
*have sex with my girlfriend in a hot tub.
*make a direct-to-video cult horror hit. Because lets face it...the good stuff won't be put in theaters nowadays.

 

[cmv]

2 chicks at 1 time

 

[LeftBench]

Pro MMA

Or

Just be successful and happy

 

[ShootoKing]

Retire right now.

 

[skyboat]

Evolve

 

[CNNDoesMyThinking]

get paid to bang gorgeous chicks aka porn star

 

[MahatmaPetey]

oh, and i want a cartoon network original to be loosely based on me.

 

[SEXY BEAST]

I want to learn how to play the ukelele, I've got one I just don't know how to play it yet.

 

[computer fogie]

Quit working, spend 10 hours a day online, 4 hours playing with dog, 1 hour eating, 9 hours sleeping. Let wife earn money. Whoa, I'm already there! Yeehaww!

 

[CNNDoesMyThinking]

Originally posted by computer boy
Quit working, spend 10 hours a day online, 4 hours playing with dog, 1 hour eating, 9 hours sleeping. Let wife earn money. Whoa, I'm already there! Yeehaww!

Where do I apply for a wife like that??

 

[LeftBench]

Yea seriously???

 

[computer fogie]

nicebutdumbgirls.com They take paypal, so you can use the account you set up for the sherdog donation.

 

[Meat Fist]

Take out five years to do nothing but read.

 

[Parmenides]

Originally posted by cmv
2 chicks at 1 time

 

[computer fogie]

5 years off to read for me would give me enough magazines to build a small chateau for the missus and me. Right now the stack in front of me is Astronomy, Fine Woodworking, Fightsport, Backpacker, Scientific American, and Car in various states of absorption. I need to expand into literature. I think of what I am missing sometimes, but I guess the classics will be there when I get around to them. I was pretty accurate about my daily routine, actually, but my bliss will come to a screeching halt hopefully soon when I get back to work. Free time is so precious when you're working, but when it's ALL free time...

 

[I.J.S.]

bang this really hot black girl I'm trying to score with she likes porn and is in to howard stern what more do I need

 

[Eric O]

*GIVE A DRUNK SLUT THE DIRTY SANCHEZ

 

[skyboat]

Originally posted by Berserk411
*GIVE A DRUNK SLUT THE DIRTY SANCHEZ

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Shooto Panama]

*spend a few months in Japan or Australia: already here

*make a movie that gets an actual release: no

*become fluent in another language: already two...working on 3rd

*have a few amateur MMA fights: next year

*be on Price is Right, and at least get to the wheel: no

*have a big ass dvd collection (working on it...97): soon

*unafraid myself of spiders: yes

*kill legions of zombies, and therefore saving the world: probably

*catch a fish: done

*go scubadiving: no

*have sex with my girlfriend in a hot tub: old news

*make a direct-to-video cult horror hit. Because lets face it...the good stuff won't be put in theaters nowadays: maybe

 

[big_mack]

I want to travel to every country in the world, and fuck at least 1 chick in each. I'm up to 6 at the moment, but II'm doing Europe next year.

p.s. what is a dirty sanchez?