TKZ recalls Big Frank preying on him at UFC PI; run in w/ 'Reem in steam room

[StonedLemur]

I keep thinking of the poor girl, wanting to be anywhere else lmao. If she didn't end up with Toddzilla, I doubt she ended up with any of the other dudes there that day. Knowing she was banging the guy with the biggest cock in the arena probably made all other guys not wanna waste their time.

She was a college chicky too so he was in the big time, and she was so red that day that I bet she didn't get the color out of her face for 2 days after that lol.

They stood together for a while too, and I guarantee you the biggest cock in the building lmao

 

[AmonTobin]

Lol yup

I bet your coach gave the “Victory is not won in miles but in inches” motivational speech to the team before every practice, while pointing at Todd.

 

[StonedLemur]

I bet your coach gave the “Victory is not won in miles but in inches” motivational speech to Todd and the team at every wrestling meet.

That guy was crazier than a shithouse rat, but honestly a great coach.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

i was going to say something, but the the way everyone is so casually talking about high school kid's dicks in here has got me fearing of ending up on a list so i'll just
<{ByeHomer}>

 

[ComfortablyNumb55]

I have a small penis.

Maybe average length.

But below average girth.

And girth is most important.

I have never sexually satisfied a woman, but a few were great actresses.

 

[Dorkman]

Apparently Mousassi has quite the hog as well.

His nonchalant demeanor towards everything even in a fight definitely points to a girthy pipe.

 

[Mga223]

I have a small penis.

Maybe average length.

But below average girth.

And girth is most important.

I have never sexually satisfied a woman, but a few were great actresses.

Let the women satisfy themselves.


It's all about you King.

 

[ComfortablyNumb55]

Let the women satisfy themselves.


It's all about you King.

LMAO I wish I had BDE.

SDE comes with severe anxiety about everything.

I'm a bonafide loser and I live vicariously through alpha Sherbros.

 

[Phisher]

I have a small penis.

Maybe average length.

But below average girth.

And girth is most important.

I have never sexually satisfied a woman, but a few were great actresses.

Why did I read all three pages of this thread?

 

[Mga223]

LMAO I wish I had BDE.

SDE comes with severe anxiety about everything.

I'm a bonafide loser and I live vicariously through alpha Sherbros.

One of us

One of us

 

[ComfortablyNumb55]

Why did I read all three pages of this thread?

Looking for the biggest (and smallest) loser.

You found me!

 

[krelianx]

Overeem is as Alpha as they come.