TKZ recalls Big Frank preying on him at UFC PI; run in w/ 'Reem in steam room

[StonedLemur]

Hard to make fun of someone for having a thick meaty cock.

True, but he was a good guy.
We used to scream "Move for Todds cock" walking down the halls...he would get so embarrassed lol.

Or "Excuse me ladies let Todd put his cock over that puddle so you can walk the plank" lmao

 

[StonedLemur]

C'mon, SL. You know you'd take it pretty well if people gave you good-hearted shit about having a godzilla-sized dong.

Yeah but im a filthy animal...he was a good guy..shy even lol.

 

[HuskySamoan]

True, but he was a good guy.
We used to scream "Move for Todds cock" walking down the halls...he would get so embarrassed lol.

Or "Excuse me ladies let Todd put his cock over that puddle so you can walk the plank" lmao

These all sound like compliments any way you spin it. One time a friends cock slipped out when got pants and it was really small, the jokes that came after for the year probably crushed his confidence a bit more.

 

[StonedLemur]

These all sound like compliments any way you spin it. One time a friends cock slipped out when got pants and it was really small, the jokes that came after for the year probably crushed his confidence a bit more.

Yeah we were all friends ffs, we were only trying to embarrass him a little.
We weren't trying to humiliate him, how could we?
It was highschool and he was shy as hell, we did our job lol.

 

[HuskySamoan]

Yeah we were all friends ffs, we were only trying to embarrass him a little.
We weren't trying to humiliate him, how could we?
It was highschool and he was shy as hell, we did our job lol.

Haha him being shy makes it rougher. Hopefully he got a lot of girlfriends from it.

 

[Schoolboy Q]

They are asian, even a 7 incher is massive to them.

Lmao

 

[Hypetrainofthemonth]

So many posts in this thread got me like...

I'm saying, but unsurprised, as this IS sherdog.

 

[Mind Mine]

Who the hell calls Ngannou "Big Frank"? That seriously has to be thinly veiled racism

I would ask you to explain but I don’t want to be drug into the rabbit hole of doofy

 

[StonedLemur]

Haha him being shy makes it rougher. Hopefully he got a lot of girlfriends from it.

He was dating a college chick at the time, and she was a smoke show, so he was fine lol.
Us guys fuckin with him all the time brought him out of his shell a little which was cool.

If it was me I would've walked around with my dick out all day lol.

 

[Mickey Mick]

When I used to wrestle there was a kid on the team named Todd.
We used to call him Toddzilla because he was hung like a monster.

One time he was wrestling in a match in front of a couple thousand people and his cock kept falling out of the leg of his singlet....his girlfriends face was as red as a cherry because everyone kept turning towards her and looking at her lol.

My coach literally taped it to his leg and ordered a longer singlet lmao.

the ol “rub some dirt in it and get back in there” kinda coaching.

I like it.

 

[sutherland]

Who the hell calls Ngannou "Big Frank"? That seriously has to be thinly veiled racism

Fuck off you woke lefty

 

[mudrubble]

?

I recently referred to Michael Jackson as "Mike Jack".

It was then I realized how much I hated myself and other black ppl.

"Big Frank" is 148% more racist than "Mike Jack". Let THAT sink in....

 

[StonedLemur]

the ol “rub some dirt in it and get back in there” kinda coaching.

I like it.

Lol yup

 

[Royce's Gi]

I dont know how to timestamp from my phone, but dick talk starts around 0:35

usually I would question the reliability of the source, but for this topic I think it's the right guy.

Don't think KZ would either lie or exaggerate

 

[StonedLemur]

I recently referred to Michael Jackson as "Mike Jack".

It was then I realized how much I hated myself and other black ppl.

"Big Frank" is 148% more racist than "Mike Jack". Let THAT sink in....

I recently referred to Michael Jackson as "Mike Jack".

It was then I realized how much I hated myself and other black ppl.

"Big Frank" is 148% more racist than "Mike Jack". Let THAT sink in....

Im not even sure how to reply to that, and that's rare lol.

 

[MMAcolyte]

Thread title is inaccurate, KZ didn't say anything about anyone's dick. It was his co-host that was marvelling over Overeem's member.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

When I used to wrestle there was a kid on the team named Todd.
We used to call him Toddzilla because he was hung like a monster.

One time he was wrestling in a match in front of a couple thousand people and his cock kept falling out of the leg of his singlet....his girlfriends face was as red as a cherry because everyone kept turning towards her and looking at her lol.

My coach literally taped it to his leg and ordered a longer singlet lmao.

Ded lmao

 

[StonedLemur]

Ded lmao

My coach was a maniac lol.

 

[AmonTobin]

The epic tale of Toddzilla will be a megathread some day.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

My coach was a maniac lol.

I keep thinking of the poor girl, wanting to be anywhere else lmao. If she didn't end up with Toddzilla, I doubt she ended up with any of the other dudes there that day. Knowing she was banging the guy with the biggest cock in the arena probably made all other guys not wanna waste their time.