Tj dillashaw approaching women. Gets rejected and tossed away hard.

[Phronimos]

"Do you even train UFC bro"

It's a dead/rubber snake the guy (see shadow) is reeling in with a fishing pole. Looks good, though.

 

[Talon81]

Not even that but the fact that snakes are very slow unless they are close and snapping for attacks. I don't this TS has ever seen a snake or just felt like posting this.

While this is true of most snakes, there are some snakes that are fast. For example, growing up in the desert, I have seen Red Racers, which can go faster than a person jogs. Some other snakes in other areas are faster.

EDIT: Just looked it up
"It’s the notorious Black Mamba. Known as the longest venomous snake in Africa and the second-longest venomous snake on the planet, this deadly snake also holds the Speed Title under his belt. Regarded as the fastest snake in the world, it can move at 17.6 feet (5.4 meters) per second and reach amazing speeds of 12 mph (19 KmH)!"

Thats a typical adults running speed, if Im not mistaken. More scary because its one of the deadliest snakes in the world.

 

[changospank]

What the fuck was that reaction

staged attempt at a viral video clip and well... here we are.