Tito's Plandemic

[GaryEric]

Not trying to make fun but I swear he’s on the spectrum lol

of abnormal skull to skeletal ratio? Or he looks like Dustin Hoffman?

 

[Project 2501]

X-ray of Tito's skull vs us subhuman plebs

 

[cade187]

He is the village idiot that keeps on giving. This is no longer a joke. It's dangerous when you have a complete and utter moron in a position of influence.

Oh MAN! Him getting sworn in is by FAR the best one yet. Does it even count if he fucks up that many words? I’m going on record saying his position has not been made official due to failure to recite the oath lol.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

He is the village idiot that keeps on giving. This is no longer a joke. It's dangerous when you have a complete and utter moron in a position of influence.

Was he always retarded or did the KO's do this?

Either way he's been top tier comedy for like 20 years

 

[Prefect]

I've met him in person twice. One of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet.

I had a friend that shot a bunch of footage for a biography on Tito. He said Tito was a nice guy. The biography got canned though.

 

[fight_fiend]

Tito should stick with what got him to the dance. Handmade t-shirts with a 5 to 10 word message front and back. Short, sweet, and to the point and no need to embarrass himself by saying a single word.

 

[Chael_Sonnen]

Lol you watch a 30 second clip of biden reading a teleprompter on cnn and are convinced hes coherent. Sadly it seems biden might have more braincells left than a good amount of our population judging by your assessment

No, I watched 4 hours of the two debates, plus his entire acceptance speech.

Stop projecting your own lack of information into others.

 

[Chael_Sonnen]

Having fun?

What? I'm not sure what you are getting at here.

 

[ErnestoRoost]

You know… I kind of admire and hate with a vengeance in equal measure, people as dumb as Tito who have the balls to do this. OMFG.

 

[Black Paladin]

Couldn't think of a better guy for the job

*smile*

Did you know?
Some anthropologists/historians posit that organized religion arose from intelligent seekers of power wanting to wrest control away from the alpha male simpletons (often the case) who ran the tribes/villages.

My point is that sometimes people revert back to their instincts and elect/hire the Titos.

 

[Achilles00]

no comparison in that regard get real

Have you listened to even a fraction of the dumb shit Trump says, or how often he slurs his words or just makes words up in the middle of a sentence because he forgot his point? Biden isn't going to win any awards for eloquence, but Trump's brain is mush. He makes Tito sound like fucking Cicero.

 

[kalabula]

That could’ve went worse, honestly. I wish the guy luck. He’s out there succeeding in multiple professions and we’re all typing away on our phones trying to make fun of him.

 

[GaryEric]

Have you listened to even a fraction of the dumb shit Trump says, or how often he slurs his words or just makes words up in the middle of a sentence because he forgot his point? Biden isn't going to win any awards for eloquence, but Trump's brain is mush. He makes Tito sound like fucking Cicero.

ya but you know.... the thing

 

[Small Town Andrew]

Tito is a great American. He will do a great job and be a good voice among the loons in Commiefornia

 

[Dragonfly7814]

He said plandemic on purpose. He's a conspiracy nutjob that thinks covid19 is a form of population control

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

i just wanted to personally welcome you to my thread

 

[Super Grover]

Dude got punched in the head for a living for 20 years and somehow people thought "yeah, he should be one of the people in charge".

 

[GaryEric]

Tito needs a reality show

im really surprised it hasnt happened already

 

[Vil7]

Head of the class.

 

[thebesteva21]

What I would give to watch Tito host an episode of Jeopardy