Elections Tito Ortiz is the new Huntington Beach City Council **6/2/21: Tito resigns**

[mmascene]

Ooooofa.

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

LOL, in Cali? Everybody knows Cali is deep blue. What a fucking retarded thing to suggest. Like asking for a recount Wyoming.

lol There has to be a different reason or this. there's no way he thinks Trump could have won California. I dont buy it

 

[Aegon Spengler]

This is the most hilariously honest flyer I've ever seen

 

[Satanical Eve]

LMAO, Tito is not disappointing.

"Listen here voter let me tell you how you feel"

 

[IndyCovaHart]

wtf is this an onion article

 

[milliniar]

Let me tell you how you're feeling right now.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Tito doesn't know what planet he's on.

 

[Ornife]

Congratulations.

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[The Gooch]

Now that he's a politician, can we say negative stuff about him without getting yellow carded?

 

[Fedorgasm]

How much do city councilman get paid?

 

[nhbbear]

What was his platform besides his giant ass head?

 

[Bamboozled]

Gonna pound out the libs

 

[Osculater]

Hahaha

 

[DoctorNick]

Is that better or worse than the dead guy who won in ND?

 

[A Very Serious Cat]

Very happy. Even the man, the myth as my av

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I didn't vote for city council members in Huntington Beach because I knew too little about them and there were 15 running for 3 spots. I didn't have time to pour over there bios and I don't really care to vote along party lines, whichever the office.

But I especially didn't vote for him because:



I have lost faith in the election process as of November 3rd.

Took you that long to lose faith eh? How old are you?

 

[The Gooch]

What was his platform besides his giant ass head?

I think his head was his platform. A rather sturdy one at that.

 

[Orgasmo]

What was his platform besides his giant ass head?

He will attract investors to Huntington Beach with the gravitation pull stemming from his massive head.

A recent unedited photo of Tito:

 

[The Gooch]

Took you that long to lose faith eh? How old are you?

I suppose that was a bit of hyperbole. I lost faith in the system a long time ago.