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Time for some Sex Ed folks

J-Garden

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This conversation really took place, the names have not been changed to protect the innocent.

Part One: The ignorance

HayatoMachSakrai: Im getting hookers after the show since I cannot drink
crazypunkmother: you're not only getting hookers, you're getting AIDS
HayatoMachSakrai: hahahah, Im getting condoms
crazypunkmother: and crabs
HayatoMachSakrai: plus when im about to nut and take out my schlong and bust a nut on her face.... cannot get stds that way
crazypunkmother: you are a fucking idiot if you believe that

Part Two: The education

HayatoMachSakrai: I can get stds busting a nut on her face, what?
crazypunkmother: by the time you take your dick out of her infested cunt, you'll already have whatever disease you're gonna get
HayatoMachSakrai: I doubt that hooker will get off while im hit it....
crazypunkmother: she doesnt need to get off to give you a disease you fucking idiot
HayatoMachSakrai: for real?
 
Shaking head in disgust...

and this is 25 years into the AIDS pandemic.
 
Originally posted by The Ronin
you asshole... i never wrote that.

I may be intelligent but i'm not so clever i could make up something as classic as that.
 
wow...I got nothing to say right now..damn...school? anyone?
 
nutbustingonface...the "new" safe sex....:)
 
Sorry Ronin but when i saw that i just about exploded with laughter.
 
Don't help people like that out! They need to be excused from our gene pool...
 
uugghhhh this causes pain... when I was in college there were a paid of twin that insisted a girl could be pregnant by swimming in a pool where a boy had previously ejaculated...and they were serious... talking over and over with them didnt change their belief until we dragged their asses to see a doctor.

More then hating the ignorance of these young people because of their lack of interest in getting properly educated I wish their parents would just...vanish
 
Don't worry about any STD's we all know they're easily beaten with Tylenol...
 
Originally posted by J-Garden

crazypunkmother: she doesnt need to get off to give you a disease you fucking idiot

getting an STD before a girl climaxes is impossible. what are you gonna say next, that you can get a STD from a blowjob or eating a girl out while she's menstruating? Yeah, right.

-=//> Illbert <\\=-
 
please tell me you are being sarcastic
 
No. He's serious. Don't give him too much shit though, he's only 12...
 
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