Time for some Sex Ed folks

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  1. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    This conversation really took place, the names have not been changed to protect the innocent.

    Part One: The ignorance

    HayatoMachSakrai: Im getting hookers after the show since I cannot drink
    crazypunkmother: you're not only getting hookers, you're getting AIDS
    HayatoMachSakrai: hahahah, Im getting condoms
    crazypunkmother: and crabs
    HayatoMachSakrai: plus when im about to nut and take out my schlong and bust a nut on her face.... cannot get stds that way
    crazypunkmother: you are a fucking idiot if you believe that

    Part Two: The education

    HayatoMachSakrai: I can get stds busting a nut on her face, what?
    crazypunkmother: by the time you take your dick out of her infested cunt, you'll already have whatever disease you're gonna get
    HayatoMachSakrai: I doubt that hooker will get off while im hit it....
    crazypunkmother: she doesnt need to get off to give you a disease you fucking idiot
    HayatoMachSakrai: for real?
     
  2. punkmother

    punkmother calf cruncher fan

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    im always here to educate the ignorant
     
  3. RAZOR1

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    Shaking head in disgust...

    and this is 25 years into the AIDS pandemic.
     
  4. The Ronin

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    punkmother calf cruncher fan

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    sadly Ronin, you did say all of that...
     
  6. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    I may be intelligent but i'm not so clever i could make up something as classic as that.
     
  7. Araz ParazIT

    Araz ParazIT Amateur Fighter

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    wow...I got nothing to say right now..damn...school? anyone?
     
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    nutbustingonface...the "new" safe sex....:)
     
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    The Ronin Running over Armadillo's since 2003

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  11. RAZOR1

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    Gotta love that Instant Messenger.
     
  12. J-Garden

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    Sorry Ronin but when i saw that i just about exploded with laughter.
     
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  14. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    Rise my pretty, rise from the depths...
     
  15. Ginger Ninja

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    Don't help people like that out! They need to be excused from our gene pool...
     
  16. Kato

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    uugghhhh this causes pain... when I was in college there were a paid of twin that insisted a girl could be pregnant by swimming in a pool where a boy had previously ejaculated...and they were serious... talking over and over with them didnt change their belief until we dragged their asses to see a doctor.

    More then hating the ignorance of these young people because of their lack of interest in getting properly educated I wish their parents would just...vanish
     
  17. VOD

    VOD Guest

    Don't worry about any STD's we all know they're easily beaten with Tylenol...
     
  18. illbert

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    getting an STD before a girl climaxes is impossible. what are you gonna say next, that you can get a STD from a blowjob or eating a girl out while she's menstruating? Yeah, right.

    -=//> Illbert <\\=-
     
  19. Kato

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    please tell me you are being sarcastic
     
  20. VOD

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    No. He's serious. Don't give him too much shit though, he's only 12...
     

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