This thread is for all the logical people only...

[true_fan]

If Francis Ngannou does punches as hard as an Ford escort going full force, then the results of every fight he hits someone hard will be exactly like this:

If you haven't seen any of this in his fights, then don't believe the hype! If you do, then please don't cry when he gets KO'd tonight!

 

[Sansnom]

 

[pookiyama]

I took a Ford escort to the chin once and turned out fine.

 

[Luvhawky]

If Francis Ngannou does punches as hard as an Ford escort going full force, then the results of every fight he hits someone hard will be exactly like this:

If you haven't seen any of this in his fights, then don't believe the hype! If you do, then please don't cry when he gets KO'd tonight!

Can you clarify how you go from he doesn't hit like a car to he is going to get KO'd, a few steps missing in that proof, Logicalman

 

[JAEGERX]

you can dodge the ford escort and then watch it go down a cliff and then watch it explode on impact

 

[dickcheney]

Um that gif you show is fake

 

[PEDS Help me Post]

Big Nog took a bus to the chin so he'd beat Ngannou pretty easy I think.

 

[Blayt7hh]

Francis hits with the power of a splitting atom

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

Makes a thread for logical people only*

On Sherdog*

 

[Fstepp]

Um that gif you show is fake

Nope, it's a real .gif.

 

[Blayt7hh]

you can dodge the ford escort and then watch it go down a cliff and then watch it explode on impact

I would just deploy it's wings and glide to a safe landing. Then drive uphill and try again

 

[JAEGERX]

I would just deploy it's wings and glide to a safe landing. Then drive uphill and try again

you cant put jet fuel on an escort, that would never work

 

[jagerbomber84]

Ford escorts are well known for their force ...on another note you can fit approximately 8 dead escorts in the trunk , its science .

 

[VAfan]

thanks for that insightful analysis.

 

[Blayt7hh]

you cant put jet fuel on an escort, that would never work

Yeah it's just gliding wings

 

[faustian]

I took a Ford escort to the chin once and turned out fine.

I've heard of dudes naming their cawks but naming your balls is kinda weird let alone naming them "Ford Escort"

 

[Mike]

Makes a thread for logical people only*

On Sherdog*

Right?

 

[jonathan274]

If Francis Ngannou does punches as hard as an Ford escort going full force, then the results of every fight he hits someone hard will be exactly like this:

If you haven't seen any of this in his fights, then don't believe the hype! If you do, then please don't cry when he gets KO'd tonight!

 

[Credo]

On that Ford Escort, Stipe be like

 

[magicmarker]

you cant put jet fuel on an escort, that would never work

The jet fuel has to go in the escort I think...but it still won't melt steel beams.