This situation is beyond parody

[Rubberchin]

Tony Ferguson: Injured himself by tripping
Holloway: Couldn't make weight
Pettis: Couldn't get paid
Felder: Apparently not ranked high enough (WTF?)
Iaquinta: Probably the last person the UFC want to reward but he is ranked #11 ahead of Pettis

 

[Brock Tober]

I can't wait to pay $75 for the PPV!!!

#ilovedana

 

[Sapp]

Brock needs to make his comeback right now.

 

[Bubzeh]

None of them want the work. Khabib is the most feared man on the planet.

KHABIB TIME!!!

 

[LouisBolanos]

Greatest script never written.

WWE has nothing on the UFC.