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this rap about mma memes is fire r/mma

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Lyrics
I'm Notorious in name
With McGregor’s rise to fame
You’ll do nothing when Sinead
Bumps that left shot to the brain
My bones are on cocaine
We ain’t talking John McLane
But they die hard in pain
Outclassing them at their game
I just fought today
My shit be MMA
You don't wanna catch this straight
Or the fucking guillotine

I be rushing, GSP with them superman punches
Like a Russian that’s Khabib, Fedor Sambo to Conucssion
Dagestani on the feet, tiramisu at a luncheon
Rep Kazushi Japanese, now we out here gracie huntin
I’m a diamond in the rough, Dustin off my gloves
Not Papa bear but I am the killer cub, aye show no love
On Cruz control, dominating this ground
We let the booze roll, bad decisions in 5 rounds
Yet No weakness, Phenom, dropping these songs like H-Bombs
From the overhand of an older man, with much pride, in Japan
Like Got Damn, forty-seven Motown WonderfuLEE like Kevin
my attention, trash talk weapon, Gangster west linn Oregon
Whoo, I just gave your girl my really mighty Johnson
I’m Slapping on her ass with my cardio from Stockton
Daily Im explosive with that semtex motion
I’m a once in a lifetime rapper, just ask Joe Rogan
Neva take an L, unless we El Cucuuy
Cause I'm guapo, my pantera with the spinning shit like groovy
Swanging and I'm banging H-Town on this bitch
Give me 50k cause you know that's the shit

I just fought today
My shit be MMA
You don't wanna catch this straight
Or the fucking guillotine

MVP spitting venom on the page
I’m stacking up my real estate, but I got so much rage
When I engage on a rampage, got body shots to the rib cage
Like Holloway at a young age, or BJ running backstage
Aye, I go Rumble on Texeira knock the tooth
Frankie got some answers but I only spit the truth
the Chosen one make you wonder boy
How I entertain a big country king like I’m Roy
My hype train aint got no breaks, Deadlifts soon as I awake, You make Ferguson mistakes, Alex O you missing weights
My girl beat out Miesha Tate, Eating Chicken Cormier, and I’m a Cowboy on Display, ready to fight in 17 days
Aye Aye Aye Aye, Ruthless like I’m Robbie
I got more fucking bars than Rowdy Ronda Rousey
I be Smooth, when I’m rapping disagree then meet the dragon
You get crane kicked natural forget how it happened

Gamebred pitbull i got kicks like Vinaterri
Right leg hostpital left leg cemetery
Showtime industry, with Wheaties capabilities
Karate stance stability, with tae kwo do agility

I just fought today
My shit be MMA
You don't wanna catch this straight
Or the fucking guillotine

The Warmaster drops the hammer, I’m a straight beast
all over this paper you could say I have a Reem
I’m a natural born killer, straight zombie from the dead
Born and raised in the favelas, trained to paralyze your leg
You can’t see where I’m coming from I’m to distinct
Its all about EYE Buddeh Michael Bisping
I am smiling like Sam, Randleman bout to slam
Look like Shane fucking Carwin, Shane Fucking Carwin
Thought you had a friend, I be hanging with your boys
Fuck yo K-Pop unless you stun gun or doo ho choi
I’m the Darth Jedi and the Neon Samurai
We don’t listen to the egg, we do not believe his lies
This my specialty, immigrant my mentality, just another casualty, Yamasaki brutality
Sea Level rover with a shamrock clover
All American Roller and now its all over (Goldberg )

I be raps dean the way I spit my verse
Yet USADA catch me clean, despite all of this herb
Call Mr. Anderson I'm in the the matrix
When I'm dodging all yo shit and proceed to get clipped

I just fought today
My shit be MMA
You don't wanna catch this straight
Or the fucking guillotine
 
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It's fire alright.

Once somebody sets to set it on fire, that is.

Need a match?
 
Stop bringing reddit bullshit over here.
 


Lyrics
I'm Notorious in name
With McGregor’s rise to fame
You’ll do nothing when Sinead
Bumps that left shot to the brain
My bones are on cocaine
We ain’t talking John McLane
But they die hard in pain
Outclassing them at their game
I just fought today
My shit be MMA
You don't wanna catch this straight
Or the fucking guillotine

I be rushing, GSP with them superman punches
Like a Russian that’s Khabib, Fedor Sambo to Conucssion
Dagestani on the feet, tiramisu at a luncheon
Rep Kazushi Japanese, now we out here gracie huntin
I’m a diamond in the rough, Dustin off my gloves
Not Papa bear but I am the killer cub, aye show no love
On Cruz control, dominating this ground
We let the booze roll, bad decisions in 5 rounds
Yet No weakness, Phenom, dropping these songs like H-Bombs
From the overhand of an older man, with much pride, in Japan
Like Got Damn, forty-seven Motown WonderfuLEE like Kevin
my attention, trash talk weapon, Gangster west linn Oregon
Whoo, I just gave your girl my really mighty Johnson
I’m Slapping on her ass with my cardio from Stockton
Daily Im explosive with that semtex motion
I’m a once in a lifetime rapper, just ask Joe Rogan
Neva take an L, unless we El Cucuuy
Cause I'm guapo, my pantera with the spinning shit like groovy
Swanging and I'm banging H-Town on this bitch
Give me 50k cause you know that's the shit

I just fought today
My shit be MMA
You don't wanna catch this straight
Or the fucking guillotine

MVP spitting venom on the page
I’m stacking up my real estate, but I got so much rage
When I engage on a rampage, got body shots to the rib cage
Like Holloway at a young age, or BJ running backstage
Aye, I go Rumble on Texeira knock the tooth
Frankie got some answers but I only spit the truth
the Chosen one make you wonder boy
How I entertain a big country king like I’m Roy
My hype train aint got no breaks, Deadlifts soon as I awake, You make Ferguson mistakes, Alex O you missing weights
My girl beat out Miesha Tate, Eating Chicken Cormier, and I’m a Cowboy on Display, ready to fight in 17 days
Aye Aye Aye Aye, Ruthless like I’m Robbie
I got more fucking bars than Rowdy Ronda Rousey
I be Smooth, when I’m rapping disagree then meet the dragon
You get crane kicked natural forget how it happened

Gamebred pitbull i got kicks like Vinaterri
Right leg hostpital left leg cemetery
Showtime industry, with Wheaties capabilities
Karate stance stability, with tae kwo do agility

I just fought today
My shit be MMA
You don't wanna catch this straight
Or the fucking guillotine

The Warmaster drops the hammer, I’m a straight beast
all over this paper you could say I have a Reem
I’m a natural born killer, straight zombie from the dead
Born and raised in the favelas, trained to paralyze your leg
You can’t see where I’m coming from I’m to distinct
Its all about EYE Buddeh Michael Bisping
I am smiling like Sam, Randleman bout to slam
Look like Shane fucking Carwin, Shane Fucking Carwin
Thought you had a friend, I be hanging with your boys
Fuck yo K-Pop unless you stun gun or doo ho choi
I’m the Darth Jedi and the Neon Samurai
We don’t listen to the egg, we do not believe his lies
This my specialty, immigrant my mentality, just another casualty, Yamasaki brutality
Sea Level rover with a shamrock clover
All American Roller and now its all over (Goldberg )

I be raps dean the way I spit my verse
Yet USADA catch me clean, despite all of this herb
Call Mr. Anderson I'm in the the matrix
When I'm dodging all yo shit and proceed to get clipped

I just fought today
My shit be MMA
You don't wanna catch this straight
Or the fucking guillotine

No.

Your rap was fucking gay because you're minicking an accent that obviously isn't yours and all of the "black" grammatical errors are intentional and forced.
 
It was wiggady wiggady wiggady wack
 
Will you fucking millennial reddit dweebs stop trying to seek approval from us OG hardcores?
 
Fucking reddit pleb, GTFO my baords, normie!.rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
Well I liked it.

Mind you, I'm a 43 year old Canadian white boy... so take that for what it's worth.
 
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