This has to be the dumbest Dana White quote ever

[Final Say]

yeah literally anyone can play soccer. the best soccer players are the best athletes out of literally everyone on earth.

unlike the nba where you just have to be the best out of 2-3 thousand 7 foot people on earth.

Even dumber than the quote for the OP.

Best athletes on earth? Why, because they can run a long time? If so, then 15 year olds in Kenya are better athletes, sorry to say.

 

[Fossor]

This is like saying a golf ball is not a ball because it has divots...look up an egg, it's not a shape. Fish eggs are perfectly round others are not.

The kicking of the football is one of the most important aspects in strategy

All I'm saying is that American football is rooted in rugby and futball and did not just become invented one day and someone decided to use the name even though it was already being used.

All I'm saying is that handegg is a more appropriate name, since football is already used by another sport, which is also a much closer to it's name.

 

[myjohnson9]

Out of all the dumb shit you have to choose from, you pick one that I kind of agree with

 

[bad seed]

Yes, like most US/Americans, he finds no interest in soccer. That's news? /sigh

thats a soccer game at MetLife [Giants Stadium], filled to capacity. A UFC event held there wouldnt even fill the bottom tier.

and thats at NRG stadium. Every city that hosted the Copa America games sold out massive stadiums.

 

[bad seed]

Can you morans stop arguing about soccer vs football? The issue here is soccer vs UFC, and we can all agree mma is a fringe sport for unathletic weirdos compared to soccer.

Besides, American football is OBJECTIVELY superior to both soccer and rugby.

 

[Fossor]

Besides, American football is OBJECTIVELY superior to both soccer and rugby.

WAT?!

 

[RighteousWar]

"Can't stand soccer. It's the least-talented sport on Earth. There's a reason three-year-olds can play soccer. When you're playing a game when the net is that big and the score is 3-1 (and that's a blowout) are you kidding me? You know how untalented you have to be to score three times when the net is that big? "

 

[bad seed]

All I'm saying is that handegg is a more appropriate name, since football is already used by another sport, which is also a much closer to it's name.

who gives a fuck what its called? I dont see cricket players using crickets anywhere. All of you second rate countries can go on calling soccer "futbol", but in America- the only relevant nation on earth- football refers to a far manlier game. We dont care what you choose to call soccer, so why do you care what we call football?

 

[lsa]

There are so many dumb quotes to choose from.
Straight to the hospital was a good one.
Encouraging guys to beat each other off was another gem.

but I think thats nice. Guys should bond, and releasing stress while doing so is a bonus

 

[Luger]

but I think thats nice. Guys should bond, and releasing stress while doing so is a bonus

By guys, you mean gays?

 

[Fossor]

who gives a fuck what its called? I dont see cricket players using crickets anywhere. All of you second rate countries can go on calling soccer "futbol", but in America- the only relevant nation on earth- football refers to a far manlier game. We dont care what you choose to call soccer, so why do you care what we call football?

LOL, MURICA!
And who said I care? I chose to call it handegg, deal with it!

manlier game

 

[lsa]

By guys, you mean gays?

No I mean fighters. Its stressful to be a fighter in the biggest mma org.
The idea that fighters should beat each other of, Dana got that from Matt Hughes, who as we know used to pound his brother behind the barn.

 

[NuMe]

Murican's opinions doesn't matter. They call football a sport where you play mainly by HANDS, and it's not a ball, it's something EGG-like. They also tried to imitate F1 with IndyCar. And i won't forget popular driving cars in circles, while we have some of the toughest Sobs in World Rally Championship.

 

[bergueg]

lets just all agree that rugby is better , lights blue touchpaper and retires......

how about this one

 

[souvlaki]

I'm thinking mostly of the big sports.

You can join a soccer game and be able to run with the play from day one....

Most people cant throw or catch an american football from day one, it takes dozens of outings to learn to skate at all let alone play a game of hockey, hell even baseball, the lowest common denominator of sports, takes a day or two for kids to learn to throw a ball, or swing a bat, or make run on sentences.

Gotcha...Yeah I suck at throwing an American football

 

[NuMe]

I hope you're not a basketball fan. I don't like either sport, but the number of basketball fans that feel justified in calling soccer players pussies is too damn high.

Let's not forget that in basketball, when you touch someone's hand, it's foul.

 

[Luger]

No I mean fighters. Its stressful to be a fighter in the biggest mma org.
The idea that fighters should beat each other of, Dana got that from Matt Hughes, who as we know used to pound his brother behind the barn.

Matt does seem well relaxed.

 

[lsa]

Matt does seems well relaxed.

Exactly!

 

[Blackjack]

Here is supposedly the most skillful player in the world, aiming at a target 5m wide from no more than 10m away.

I don't even play soccer and would have done better.

Is the guy in green afraid of the ball?

 

[Luger]

Exactly!

I've been smoking weed this whole time, I could have spent beating off my buddies