Elections ***Third Democratic Primary Debate play-by-play thread***

[Crocop42]

Holy shit, warren needs to stop talking about college admissions and costs...it just spotlights that she lied about being native American

 

[Mark Hunts FIST]

I refuse to postpone........

He was literally a heartbeat from the president for 8 years. and he has one foot in the grave..
Too late, sleepy Joe.

 

[Limbo Pete]

I truly think George Stephapopatopoloussss is a second generation North Pole Elf. Perhaps.... Keebler, even.

 

[Crocop42]

Im waiting for bidens eye to fill up with blood again

 

[Sketch]

Jesus christ, are they running as a coalition? We get it, you're running against trump...but, seperate yourself from yout competetion

Almost all of them have made tonight about Trump right off the bat. No distinction among them. It's just "We must beat Trump"

 

[IGIT]

hello once more,

Mr. Biden did good again! he spoke pretty much ok!!!!

*celebrates*

you guys have helped him by setting the bar too low.

- IGIT

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

Affordable assurance?

 

[Fawlty]

Oh God now Biden is barely getting through his sentences. So much for the opening lol.

 

[PHATV]

Why doesn't Georgie-Boy cut her off and ask her to answer the question? What a crock.

 

[Crocop42]

hello once more,

Mr. Biden did good again! he spoke pretty much ok!!!!

*celebrates*

you guys have helped him by setting the bar too low.

- IGIT

Your greetings are annoying

 

[Limbo Pete]

Im waiting for bidens eye to fill up with blood again

 

[Sketch]

Oh God now Biden is barely getting through his sentences. So much for the opening lol.

He looks lost, confused and bewildered. He's doing his best not to slur his speech.

 

[MMAisGod]

"The rich will pay for it" is like the punchline for everything. Main thing I don't like.

 

[Sketch]

"Will the middle class tax go up"

Warren: Dodge question

 

[Limbo Pete]

Just say "yes" Warren
I mean, I like what you're saying
But... yes lol. It's aight.

 

[Crocop42]

Warren looks like she has the onset Parkinson's

 

[Mark Hunts FIST]

at least Bernie Sanders says, yes taxes will go up but your total cost will go down. Elizabeth Warren dances around it too much.

 

[Sketch]

Bernie needs to leave. This is just fucked. I almost cant watch this. He sounds like he has a frog lodged in his throat.

 

[MMAisGod]

Even if you like Bernie, you gotta admit this guy can't win. Dude looks like he might make it to next year let alone 8 years.

 

[Crocop42]

Get bernie some hot tea or something