"I'm gonna beat you into the living death"- he doesn't put him into a living death, he gets TKOed himself
"I will KO him in one round, mark my words" - doesn't KO him, he gasses and almost gets KTFO, but the referee saves him
"Yes, he is terrified" - No, Stipe wasn't that terrified, but Ngannou gassed in the first round
"He is sandblasting prostitutes" - learn a new catchphrase every day
"Where you at, Georges?" - well, for 25 minutes, he was humping him like there was no tomorrow
"He is a jock, he doesn't even have a diploma" - most stupid thing TJ said
“I’m a mixed martial artist. I am very well-rounded. I am a complete and total fighter. I will show that tomorrow.” - Ponzi beat the shit out of Perry
"I was doin this when he was in his fathers nut sack." - BJ beat Renzo
“I want an easy fight. Anderson Silva, Wanderlei Silva, either of the Silvas, 'Bigfoot' Silva. They all suck. Gimme a Silva" - but Chael didn't win, unfortunately
take care of your underwears. i'm gonna fuck you" - he didn't fuck him, there was no fight either