Thine King doth command

[TehLivingDeath]

how about i make a lame ass thread and you go there and spam the shit out of it

Sounds too contrived. I have to be naturally disgusted. But I do appreciate your concern!

 

[Victor Ward]

Who in the MOTHER FUCK accused your shitty gimmick ass of being me??? I'll KILL the motherfucker!

Forsooth, the King was surprised as well, seeing how thy gaping vagina be visible from space. Certainly thou art less a man than most women.

 

[Fury]

Speaking of which, it's been a while since I've bitched about something.

Please do... The OT needs a good TLD bitching thread or a poll...maybe worst current gimmick

 

[Klein Helmer]

I would love to stomp your face into an unrecognizable pulp.

This is why we occupy our respective positions in the kingdom.

As a boorish peasant and hopeless slave to your primitive passions, you are best suited for work in the field.

I am second in command. I exist on higher levels.

 

[TehLivingDeath]

Forsooth, the King was surprised as well, seeing how thy gaping vagina be visible from space. Certainly thou art less a man than most women.

How could someone with a gimmick of a 14th Century King know anything about what's visible from space? Actually, how are you even using a computer?

 

[TehLivingDeath]

This is why we occupy our respective positions in the kingdom.

As a boorish peasant and hopeless slave to your primitive passions, you are best suited for work in the field.

I am second in command. I exist on higher levels.

You're also a stupid asshole. So, I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. Now go get your fucking shinebox.

 

[TehLivingDeath]

Please do... The OT needs a good TLD bitching thread or a poll...maybe worst current gimmick

I think Matt just did that a few weeks ago. I'll nose around a bit and see if anything in here grinds my gears.

 

[Victor Ward]

How could someone with a gimmick of a 14th Century King know anything about what's visible from space? Actually, how are you even using a computer?

If thou art concerned with anachronisms thou art missing the message. And one wouldst need no shuttle to know thine hatchet wound be visible from the heavens. If we may view moon craters, the same doth apply in reverse.

 

[TehLivingDeath]

If thou art concerned with anachronisms thou art missing the message. And one wouldst need no shuttle to know thine hatchet wound be visible from the heavens. If we may view moon craters, the same doth apply in reverse.

Ughck. You're fucking ponderous.

 

[mikecello]

Weeeee, evry tim teh TS sayss dothh take a shuot.

 

[Klein Helmer]

You're also a stupid asshole. So, I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. Now go get your fucking shinebox.

My, my, my.

Those are bold, bold words. That is the manner of speech that could well be hazardous to one's health.

Imagine, a destitute wretch, suggesting that his Lord fetch him a shinebox.

HA!

I sense you have either a flare for the comically absurd or a death wish.

If you do in fact possess the latter, and you desire to instigate a physical confrontation stemming from the inappropriate suggestion of what one's superior might do with a pair of Stacy Adams, I suggest you take it up with one of my epic, bearded knights who hails from the New World. He will be your Huckleberry.

If thou art concerned with anachronisms thou art missing the message. And one wouldst need no shuttle to know thine hatchet wound be visible from the heavens. If we may view moon craters, the same doth apply in reverse.

Though the blades with which your Helmer enforces your rule are piercing, the KING's wit is sharper still.

 

[TehLivingDeath]

Can an admin remove that shitty font from the list of choices? Thanks.

 

[Klein Helmer]

Can an admin remove that shitty font from the list of choices? Thanks.

You must be lost.




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[gracieHunter]

You must be lost.

Support - Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums

you know whats funny, im so bant that if i try to get on the above link i get

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[Klein Helmer]

you know whats funny, im so bant that if i try to get on the above link i get

Tell me about it.

I too have seen the other side.

 

[Victor Ward]

Ughck. You're fucking ponderous.

Verily, thou dost belong in the scullery. Pip pip.

 

[gracieHunter]

Tell me about it.

I too have seen the other side.

whats your former name, pm it to me, inbox works back again

 

[TehLivingDeath]

whats your former name, pm it to me, inbox works back again

His former name is, get ready for this one, "Kleine Helmer".

 

[Fury]

too much of gimmicks sucking each others dicks in here

 

[Victor Ward]

too much of gimmicks sucking each others dicks in here

Forsooth, thy position as arbiter of all things dick related remains firmly within thy grasp.