Thine King doth command

[krunchie]

lol

 

[Victor Ward]

Commander Helmer is performing most admirably. The rest of ye rabble are bearing witness to greatness.

 

[Nicky**]

i thought that i did some good stuff in this thread last night...no mention for me though.

 

[Victor Ward]

A travesty, forsooth.

 

[Klein Helmer]

Klein is trolling 101...you young posters take note on his dedication to the character

Character?

I know I'm not the most popular chap in these parts, but you must have a particularly low estimation of my faculties. If I wanted to create and post as "a character", I would have invented one considerably more interesting than my real life self.

I think this Helmster is an imposter

This is true, in a sense.

I killed Kleine Helmer and absorbed his powers. Everything that was within him is now part of me.

Why you leaving PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!! PUSSY ASS BITCH!

Oh my, how delightfully blue-collar.

There may yet be a place for you as a lowly jester in the KING's court, serf.

 

[Klein Helmer]

Commander Helmer is performing most admirably. The rest of ye rabble are bearing witness to greatness.

My most magnanimous monarch, your acknowledgment honors me beyond reckoning. It will not be long now until another of your great tomes has reached 1000 posts. They shall forever stand as monuments to your legend.

Hail Victor Ward!

THE SUN SHINES FOR THEE ALONE!!!

i thought that i did some good stuff in this thread last night...no mention for me though.

A travesty, forsooth.

My immortal KING,

If I might speak so boldly, I must make it known that this knight has sworn his loyalty to the crown and defended both it and your steadfast Helmer with great ardor and tenacity. I believe him to be worthy of commendation.

 

[Kulus]

rollin rollin

trollin trollin

 

[Kulus]

rollin rollin

trollin trollin

 

[Victor Ward]

How dost thou expect to defeat an invader if thou art routinely slain by the database?

 

[poser_pilot6]

How dost thou expect to defeat an invader if thou art routinely slain by the database?

Lol. A good fuckin question.

 

[Victor Ward]

My immortal KING,

If I might speak so boldly, I must make it known that this knight has sworn his loyalty to the crown and defended both it and your steadfast Helmer with great ardor and tenacity. I believe him to be worthy of commendation.

Forsooth, Nicky be more fit for an advisory role than a combative one. At least until his wrists firm up.

 

[Klein Helmer]

Forsooth, Nicky be more fit for an advisory role than a combative one. At least until his wrists firm up.

Your word is law, KING.

I humbly acquiesce.

I am certain he will perform admirably in his newly appointed station.

 

[Nicky**]

i've seen the king's wrists...mine are at least as firm as his.

 

[johnyboy]

ot has been rolling with trolls as of late

 

[TheGoodCat]

i've seen the king's wrists...mine are at least as firm as his.

more or less?

 

[infinitywarrior]

 

[TruthBeTold]

Hmmmm....... Wait just a minute there...... Sofa King....... Canada.... Is there a hidden message here? This is striking me as a bit odd.......

 

[TheYemeni**]

wait tbt, are you saying that victor ward is brianfantana?

 

[TruthBeTold]

wait tbt, are you saying that victor ward is brianfantana?

I'm just saying that it is very weird that someone posted that in this thread. It was out of nowhere. Maybe that poster knows something we don't know, or now maybe do know.

It is making me start to think.

 

[TheYemeni**]

hmmmm...

so brianfantana decided to make himself king? Interesting...