Thine King doth command

[Victor Ward]

I think thats "Belongith" in this kingdom.

Rein in thine tongue, vile wretch. Doth thou seek a smiting?

 

[mikecello]

I think thats "Belongith" in this kingdom.

The faus queen speaketh as a peasant. Off with her tawdry head, let all rejoice!

 

[mikecello]

Oh Jesus...now I'm doing it.

 

[The_Doc]

If it pleases His Highness, thine loyal servants are on baited breath for but a clue, but a whisper; eager for the slightest of notions regarding that which His Royal Majesty is preparing next for His Blessed Kingdom. What are thy commands, My Lord?

Oh joyous days that we are blessed with such a magnificent King! Oh joyous days indeed!

 

[Victor Ward]

i'm giving you helpful advice...fix your tone or I shall layeth the smacketh downeth upon your candy ass.

Thou could not hit the side of a castle if thou possessed a 30 league broadsword.

 

[TheYemeni**]

LOL at King vick punking Jeff Sherwood for his forum. The admins and mods can't do shit but watch.

 

[Victor Ward]

The faus queen speaketh as a peasant. Off with her tawdry head, let all rejoice!

To the antechamber for a sherry!

 

[Victor Ward]

If it pleases His Highness, thine loyal servants are on baited breath for but a clue, but a whisper; eager for the slightest of notions regarding that which His Royal Majesty is preparing next for His Blessed Kingdom. What are thy commands, My Lord?

Oh joyous days that we are blessed with such a magnificent King! Oh joyous days indeed!

Gather the horses. We shall ride at dusk until the green swine be eradicated.

 

[Victor Ward]

yes i could

Thou wouldst be fortunate to win a battle with a sandwich.

 

[The_Doc]

Gather the horses. We shall ride at dusk until the green swine be eradicated.

Excellent, Sire! A noble charge for thine council of war. Ah the splendor of a Royal throttling. Make ready, yon Knights of the Royal Kingdom. Prepare to make war for thine King!

*hides in the fort*

 

[syct23]

Rein in thine tongue, vile wretch. Doth thou seek a smiting?

You can't speakith to one of your first ministers like that in front of thy assembly of peasants... I represent .01% of your constituents.

 

[Victor Ward]

You can't speakith to one of your first ministers like that in front of thy assembly of peasants... I represent .01% of your constituents.

Quite the contrary! The peasants require an example, and the Minister of Try-Hard doth provide one.

 

[syct23]

Quite the contrary! The peasants require an example, and the Minister of Try-Hard doth provide one.

I don't think that would be trying hard enough...

 

[Victor Ward]

depends on the sandwich

Thou talk a big game, but thine weakness be a shame.

 

[mikecello]

Thou talk a big game, but thine weakness be a shame.

That sounds more street than Middle English.

 

[syct23]

That sounds more street than Middle English.

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[Victor Ward]

That sounds more street than Middle English.

Poetry doth separate the nobles from the riffraff.

 

[eBank]

Victor, did you by chance watch the last episode of Bones?

 

[Victor Ward]

where have I "talked a big game"?

fix your tone or I shall layeth the smacketh downeth upon your candy ass.

I'm playing along pal...suggesting that you change your location and sig was quality advice...whoever heard of a king from The LBC? what the fuck are you? King Snoop?

Snoop is but an ambassador, spreading the word to the world. Thou art but a vagrant, fortunate we permit you to bask in our shining light.

 

[Victor Ward]

Victor, did you by chance watch the last episode of Bones?

The King is offended by the very question.