They can put a man on the moon, but they can't (fill in blank)

[snakedafunky]

making a pill that can get you sober immediately or lets say within 30 minute after taking it.

 

[WandySaku2]

...figure out a simple, secure way to vote other than lining up for potentially hours at a time, only to have things still screw up.

 

[Kick Strickland]

Ketchtard?
Mustup?
Incontheivable!

Kustard
Metchup

 

[ajwbjj87]

Sell ketchup and mustard in the same bottle

A small divider in the bottle and bam were rich

 

[D Train]

Make taxes simple.

 

[El Chimpo]

make mute buttons for IRL

 

[DrDune]

figure out male birth control so i can explode my infertile seed into that dark crevice sans remorse

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Kustard
Metchup

You've given me a lot to think about.
Mostly, condiments.
Can I get a shout out for Heinz Fiftysalsa?

 

[Bacco]

Find a cure to baldness, so i will able to do my gym routine without have to wait all these fucking bearded balds infesting the bench and arms/torso machines

 

[HARRISON_3]

making a pill that can get you sober immediately or lets say within 30 minute after taking it.

Shit, now you're onto something.

 

[BisexualMMA]

...make that mind sex machine from Demolition Man.

 

[JAEGERX]

they didnt put a man on the moon, havent you watched Interstellar?

 

[NelmarksGhost]

Make a pill that prevents hangovers. Make healthy cigarettes.

 

[Bay Area]

They never put a man on the moon.

 

[mixmastermo]

They put a man on the moon but they can't get someone to headline UFC 200

 

[hughesfan20]

find an alternative to nuclear weapons.

 

[The Diplomat]

Find the G-Spot

Forward and to the right alittle.

 

[Striderxdj]

See why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

find an alternative to nuclear weapons.

Rods of God

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment

 

[MusterX]

making a pill that can get you sober immediately or lets say within 30 minute after taking it.

Someone should give this Panda one.