These things come in 3's: CM Punk Retires from MMA.

[Peteyandjia]

Lol, gotta give CM Punk a nod here. Well played.

 

[Gabe]

CM Punk has been retired since the first day he started MMA.

 

[UL]

No one cares

 

[Legendary]

CM trying to get that 209 Money.

 

[raconnor]

are you going to make a new thread about every person who tweets something similar while simultaneously merging every other thread into that 100 page clusterfuck ?

 

[Credo]

WTF is going on??! I´m loving it for some bizarre reason

They decided to give Dana a stroke??

 

[HIGH VALUE]

who's the third?

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

who?

 

[Shoot Boxe Hero]

who's the third?

Nate Diaz, said his work here is done he "retires" too

 

[Jackonfire]

are you going to make a new thread about every person who tweets something similar while simultaneously merging every other thread into that 100 page clusterfuck ?

If he doesn't I will.

 

[Peteyandjia]

are you going to make a new thread about every person who tweets something similar while simultaneously merging every other thread into that 100 page clusterfuck ?

I haven't merged anything today, except my balls.

That didn't go well either.

 

[NightwingBJJ]

CM Punk needs to stay retired.

 

[SwagJuice]

Bruh.

 

[SCTwins]

Damn, what a bunch of haters. I'm not even a fan of CM Punk, but that was pretty good comedic timing.

Also lol @ thanks for the shoes.

 

[sonhow]

Hat must come of for Punk for having such an incredible career in the sport of mma.

 

[Wadtucket]

I haven't merged anything today, except my balls.

That didn't go well either.

How does one even blow wad out of merged balls?

 

[InvertedCross]

Haha CM punk is awesome

 

[RerouteToRemain]

How does one even blow wad out of merged balls?

 

[Peteyandjia]

How does one even blow wad out of merged balls?

 

[Akabignasty]

Lol, gotta give CM Punk a nod here. Well played.