There's nothing worse than a soggy apple

[Clippy]

Seriously, you reach for a nice looking apple but are deceived - no it's not a nice plump juicy hard crisp crunchy apple, it's sog-tacular and revolting

What a day

 

[Ignicious]

But have you tried black bananas?

 

[SammyPops]

What about a soft banana?

 

[Deleted member 409801]

"Pithy" is the word I've always associated with a shitty soft apple.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Seriously, you reach for a nice looking apple but are deceived - no it's not a nice plump juicy hard crisp crunchy apple, it's sog-tacular and revolting

What a day

 

[breadfighter]

But have you tried black bananas?

What about a soft banana?

Black soft bananas are actually the healthiest for you.

Spoiler

Mmm..all nice and black.

Spoiler

no homo

 

[SammyPops]

Black soft bananas are actually the healthiest for you.

Spoiler

Mmm..all nice and black.

Spoiler

no homo

A soft black banana ruined the last internet video I watched.

 

[ssBaldy]

Soft apple is like an old man's crotch-you don't want one in your mouth

 

[Fox by the Sea]

not even the Holocaust?

 

[Overeem]

soggy biscuits are worse

 

[JohnMandick]

Seriously, you reach for a nice looking apple but are deceived - no it's not a nice plump juicy hard crisp crunchy apple, it's sog-tacular and revolting

What a day

That just happened to me. My stars, what a disappointment.

 

[Renard]

Soggy fries... the take-away tragedy that never stops giving. Except maybe McD's fries, they hold up alright.

 

[Leonard Haid]

Seriously, you reach for a nice looking apple but are deceived - no it's not a nice plump juicy hard crisp crunchy apple, it's sog-tacular and revolting

What a day

If it's a local apple being sold at the end of January, you know that it's been in storage for more than 3 months. So, it would be wise not to trust them to be as good as they look. The winter markets in Toronto sell old apples in January, but I don't go near them.

 

[TeTe]

I'd imagine a soggy cookie is worse

 

[KrazyKanadian]

Well, soggy apples are horrible, but I'd prefer one over say....a kick in the nuts.

 

[RayA]

I rarely ever eat hotdogs, but I absolutely hate when I get one, and the bun is soggy. Makes me gag.

I'm already eating phallic food, but now there's goopy, slimy, white shit covering it.

 

[I Am Legion]

I hate soggy apples. But a hemorrhoid is worse.

 

[GSP_37]

I did not know apples got soggy. I wonder if you can marinate an apple in Pepsi or other soda.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Seriously, you reach for a nice looking apple but are deceived - no it's not a nice plump juicy hard crisp crunchy apple, it's sog-tacular and revolting

What a day

Even at their best, pears are like soggy apples
Who the eats these things on purpose?

 

[RawHawg]

a bunch of good grapes and then you bite into one hidden, brown, mushy one that tastes horrific is really a bubble burster