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The ultimate bar prank

HuntersCreed

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I'm going to let you gentlemen in on a secret that I was taught many moons ago.
What you will need:
-smart phone
-A bar w/ a Touchtunes jukebox.
-The Touchtunes app
-A valid credit/debit card

Download the Touchtunes app.
Buy credits.
Find the bar your at on the app.
Play all the most obnoxious songs you want w/out anyone knowing who is doing it.

You don't have to go to the jukebox. The entire selection is on your phone for 1-2 credits depending on what you want to play.

You may need to go to the Touchtunes website on your phone to get the app. It may not be in the app store.

They have the 15min version of Inagadadavida. It's also fun to play reggae Christmas in the middle of July.

Have fun molesting the ears of those around you w/ no one knowing.
 
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Spend money to listen to shitty music at a bar.

Who's the joke on again?
 
Spend money to listen to shitty music at a bar.

Who's the joke on again?

I have an affinity for crap music. My musical tastes are truly terrible. It allows me to listen to what I want to while drinking and not have people blame me for what's playing even though it's my fault. It's also funny to see how many drunk people know Barbie Girl that would never admit it.
 
hit up a honkytonk bar and play some lil jon & the eastside boyz?

sounds like a great way to get your ass kicked

i'll pass.
 
hit up a honkytonk bar and play some lil jon & the eastside boyz?

sounds like a great way to get your ass kicked

i'll pass.

That's the joke. See. They don't know who played it, because you did it from your phone.
 
I don't think i'll be able to hold my laugh when earl the redneck says "what the fuck is that"
 
I don't think i'll be able to hold my laugh when earl the redneck says "what the fuck is that"

I played reggae Christmas out of season and the bartender reset the jukebox. I don't always use it to fuck w/ people. Generally speaking I just play 90's music. You can also make playlists w/ the app.
 
So it's like the disappearance trick, but you're the only one that stays.

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Wow!
 
That actually sounds pretty fun. Finally an advance in technology that allows for petty mischevious pranks while drunk.
 
Why use this great power for evil instead of good?

not like
 
My friend has this app and uses it to play shitty music, but he doesnt do it as a joke.

I play lots of rap and metal songs at my local hick bar and dont really care if people know its me. Many have voiced their complaints about my selection, but they have yet to do anything about it. I gotta say though...it is hilarious to see hicks bitch about my music, then change their tune as soon as they see my friends and I, or they realize chicks love dancing to hip-hop and then they pretend to like the song and dance with them.
 
after i'm drunk i would go around bragging about how i'm master of the jukebox machine and spoil the ruse.
 
reminds me of this story a comedian told of a time him and his friend went to a diner and played 11 plays of "it's not unusual" by tom jones. John Mulaney was his name.
 
This is not a trick, it's a prank. Not a very good one at that.
 
Would be good if you're at a bar with people you know and don't like.

Do the prank, and then bounce.

I don't get the appeal of doing this and then STAYING at the bar. I don't get my rocks off by listening to crappy music, though.
 
I don't get it ? It's a jukebox that can be activated by a smartphone ?

The only jukebox I've ever seen in my life are the crappy old ones where you put a coin and punch the number of the song you wish to hear.
 
why would you go to a bar to annoy other people? shouldn't your main focus be getting drunk and getting laid?


which means only one thing about u TS:

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Had a friend play "double dutch bust" about 14times in a row at a country bar, people were pissed!
everytime the song restarted you just heard everyone groan and complain, the bartender ended up unplugging it, but it was pretty funny in a very immature 21yo kind of way.
 
I don't think i'll be able to hold my laugh when earl the redneck says "what the fuck is that"

I laughed at the thought of that alone. lol
There is no way I'd be able to keep a straight face, especially while drunk. haha
 
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