"hey did you hear the new *random artist album*
Ufcmusic subscriber: no let me look it up, My subscription doesn't seem to have that?
"Really It's a top 20 seller, what about *artist?"
Ufcmusic subscriber:. " Doesn't seem to have that either It only has music that UFC fighters listen to and you just walk out songs but don't worry I only pay $9.99 a month so it's a good deal"
"Like what"
Ufcmusic subscriber: list a bunch of artist
"I have all of those same songs plus a billion more"
Ufcmusic subscriber: yeah but does yours tell you what song Conor McGregor's listening to this week while he works out?
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