The PWD Fantasy Draft Game

[SocraticMethod]

Wherefore we are really bored during the work day and need something to fill the void as we slog through the seemingly endless number of hours until the premier of SmackDown Live, and pursuant to the wishes of PWDers as expressed in the PWD threads, I have created this PWD Fantasy Draft Game for purposes of having fun and shit-talking each other. Each player is to list his prediction for the top 20 draft picks in the Raw/SmackDown draft.

Point Structure:

--2 points for correctly identifying a Top 10 draft pick (i.e., if you have them at 3 and they go at 9, you get two points)

--2 points for correctly identifying a draft pick in the second half of the Top 20 (i.e., if you have them at 12 and they go at 17, you get two points)

--1 point if one of your picks goes in the other half of the Top 20 (i.e., if you have them at 9 and they go at 11 you get one point)

--5 points if you get a pick dead on balls accurate

Each player is responsible for calculating his own score. Honor system, jerks. Other players are well within their rights to check the math of anyone claiming victory.

Final draft order must be posted by 7:59 p.m. EST (thus before SD starts, ya cheaters!).

The winner of the contest will have first right of refusal with regard to eating the ass of any hot chick* discussed in the PWD threads for the next six months or until defeated in another contest.

Here are things some people are saying about the PWD Fantasy Draft Game:

"It's a great time to be playing the PWD Fantasy Draft Game!" - @lakersfan45

"The PWD Fantasy Draft Game is neat!" - @Max Power

"I want the PWD Fantasy Draft Game's feet in my face!" - @Minotauro Rex

"The PWD Fantasy Draft Game isn't the Crow soundtrack, so I hate it." - @HereticBD

"I'm going to rustle jimmies in the PWD Fantasy Draft Game thread." - @TheStruggle

"I like to play the PWD Fantasy Draft Game whilst eating bangers and mash, buddeh!" - @Smigg

"We love to play the PWD Fantasy Draft Game while eating ass!" - @Count Zero @Batjester @scpunk90 @moonwolf @Edison Carasio @Sexy

"I bugger dingoes!" - @Syd

"The PWD Fantasy Draft Game is a thing that exists ... Thoughts?" - @Frank23

"The PWD Fantasy Draft Game is the master and ruler of the fantasy draft game world!" - @SidJustice

"The PWD Fantasy Draft Game isn't punk enough and needs a new theme." @Gutter Chris

"The PWD Fantasy Draft Game will never get over in 2016. SocraticMethod is out of touch." - @LuchaBear

"Stop complaining about the PWD Fantasy Draft Game and get out of your mom's basement, ya smarky douches!" - @deezy

"Why didn't we get our own quotes??!!" - Everyone else

Fantasy Draft Game Hostess:

Fantasy Draft Game Themes:





* Not including Becky Lynch, ya dirty savages.

The rules of the WWE Draft:

 

[A Pennysworth]

First! that is all.

 

[Count Zero]

I didn't get a weab quote in the OP; I'm in

Also, hhngg @ dem raisins

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Those quotes are legit LOL

 

[A Pennysworth]

How many points for accurately picking an NXT star thats getting a call up. Since theres only 6. Also a fucking list of people would be fucking nice you asshat,

 

[scpunk90]

Why didn't i get a quote @SocraticMethod ya bastard!

 

[BotchMan]

You need to post a mock draft to show us how its done

 

[Sycho Sid]

I love the quotes!

Not gonna play though.

 

[scpunk90]

You need to post a mock draft to show us how its done

This^^^

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I will post my draft tomorrow morning, I feel I will have a dream tonight that will help me decide.

 

[A Pennysworth]

I will also eat your baby! @Syd

 

[scpunk90]

I will post my draft tomorrow morning, I feel I will have a dream tonight that will help me decide.

Big dawg #1 is mandatory rex!

 

[SocraticMethod]

How many points for accurately picking an NXT star thats getting a call up. Since theres only 6. Also a fucking list of people would be fucking nice you asshat,

This isn't a game for casual noob koala raping jerkoffs, Syd.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Why didn't i get a quote @SocraticMethod ya bastard!

You did.

 

[A Pennysworth]

This isn't a game for casual noob koala raping jerkoffs, Syd.

the koala raping jerkoff im fine with its the casual noob that pisses me off.

 

[Aquabot]

Are we picking 10 or 20 per brand?

 

[SocraticMethod]

Mock Draft for those asking:

1. Hulk Hogan (actually drafted no. 1 = 5 points)
2. Randy Savage (actually drafted no. 3 = 2 points)
3. Ultimate Warrior (actually drafted no. 2 = 2 points)
4. Undertaker (actually drafted no. 4 = 5 points)
5. Ric Flair (actually drafted no. 14 = 1 point)
6. Bushwacker Luke (not drafted = 0 points)
7. The Rock (actually drafted no. 8 = 2 points)
8. Stone Cold (actually drafted no. 5 = 2 points)
9. Vader (actually drafted no. 11 = 1 point)
10. Psyco Sid (actually drafted no. 10 = 5 points)

And so on ...

 

[SocraticMethod]

Are we picking 10 or 20 per brand?

You're picking the top 20 overall picks.

 

[44nutman]

Mock Draft for those asking:

1. Hulk Hogan (actually drafted no. 1 = 5 points)
2. Randy Savage (actually drafted no. 3 = 2 points)
3. Ultimate Warrior (actually drafted no. 2 = 2 points)
4. Undertaker (actually drafted no. 4 = 5 points)
5. Ric Flair (actually drafted no. 14 = 1 point)
6. Bushwacker Luke (not drafted = 0 points)
7. The Rock (actually drafted no. 8 = 2 points)
8. Stone Cold (actually drafted no. 5 = 2 points)
9. Vader (actually drafted no. 11 = 1 point)
10. Psyco Sid (actually drafted no. 10 = 5 points)

And so on ...

Savage and Warrior are dead, so nobody is drafting them.
you point system is confusing and that's the bottom line.
STone Cold is drafted 3 spots from his pick and gets 2 points. Big Vader is drafted 2 spots from his listed pick and only gets 1 point.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Savage and Warrior are dead, so nobody is drafting them.
you point system is confusing and that's the bottom line.
STone Cold is drafted 3 spots from his pick and gets 2 points. Big Vader is drafted 2 spots from his listed pick and only gets 1 point.

Exactly. You seem to understand it just fine. What's the confusion?