The type of guy that drops his pants down his ankles when he's using the urinal
The type of guy to incessantly try to form a bromance with you over small talk while in line at the grocery store self checkout
Ah there is no one above me. I'll have to do one to myself in the next post.
Make a <poster above me> is the type of dude to <whatever> joke. Think of the old Tony Ferguson memes if you need reference.