The Poker Game

If this turns into a strip poker thread my lineup becomes:

Salma Hayek
Raquel Welch
Pamela Anderson
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
 
It;s you and four others for a weekend of poker, drinks, music, good times.

You can have anyone in history at that table with you.

For me....

Robert Johnson
Joe Rogan
Candace Owens
Dan Bongino
Fun question, terrible answer. You have all of history to choose from and you chose 3 modern day conspiracy theory nuts?

Shit just pair Robert Johnson up with Muddy Water, John lee Hooker and Lighting Hopkins and I'm going to have a way better fucking party and hear way more amazing music and true stories than yours

or you could go Presidents who actually love poker - you could choose from Lincoln, Teddy and Franklin R, Truman, Grant, Jackson, Nixon and I think Obama

or jsut grab the beatles or led zep or some of Wu Tang and I'm not sure how much poker you'll play but you'll have a better time than the screech fest you have planned. pretty sure Robert leaves after about a half hour hanging with your wingnuts

people have already done the hot girls table, which would be the one I'd go to instead of yours if I was invited to both

You want good conversation- Jesus, Buddha, Sun Tzu and Aristotle

Military leaders Patton, Hannibal, genghis khan and Napoleon makes for a really strategic game.

mysteries solved your thing- JFK, Amelia Earhardt, DB cooper, some ancient pharaoh

ETc and so forth
 
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Fun question, terrible answer. You have all of history to choose from and you chose 3 modern day conspiracy theory nuts?

Shit just pair Robert Johnson up with Muddy Water, John lee Hooker and Lighting Hopkins and I'm going to have a way better fucking party and hear way more amazing music and true stories than yours

or you could go Presidents who actually love poker - you could choose from Lincoln, Teddy and Franklin R, Truman, Grant, Jackson, Nixon and I think Obama

or jsut grab the beatles or led zep or some of Wu Tang and I'm not sure how much poker you'll play but you'll have a better time than the screech fest you have planned. pretty sure Robert leaves after about a half hour hanging with your wingnuts

people have already done the hot girls table, which would be the one I'd go to instead of yours if I was invited to both

You want good conversation- Jesus, Buddha, Sun Tzu and Aristotle

Military leaders Patton, Hannibal, genghis khan and Napoleon makes for a really strategic game.

mysteries solved your thing- JFK, Amelia Earhardt, DB cooper, some ancient pharaoh

ETc and so forth

Think ya misunderstood, this was about what YOU ME would want there, I would want those I mentioned and Robert Johnson was invited because I wanted to pick his brain about what really happened, I already know about Muddy, Hooker and Hopkins, nothing to learn.

This was never my list is better than your list at all, ok?

Rogan, Owens and Bongino are some very interesting poker players, in my opinion.
 
I used to date a chick from Delano, she collected different jokers out of card decks, she must have had a 1000 of them, never seen that before or since.
 
My initial list had Diogenes of Sinope.....but I figured he'd be too much of a downer for a poker weekend. Better left for a chess matchup.

Love those lineups though
In the right group, he would be interesting. My idea is that he would open up and riff with the other creatives at the table. Would like to hear him and Morrison lock into philosophical discussions. But one would have to lay down a few ground rules with this group. Rule #1: no exposing yourself at the table.
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Poker?

I'd say Phil Ivey, but I've never seen him drink.... so....

Michael Jordon
James Woods
Dave Chappelle
Mel Gibson
 
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